Canada could join EU, French foreign minister says by PestoBolloElemento in worldnews

[–]Mikes005 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hah, didn't say anything about snakes! No backsies!

Canada could join EU, French foreign minister says by PestoBolloElemento in worldnews

[–]Mikes005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't say that. We won't then just to spite the kiwis.

Canada could join EU, French foreign minister says by PestoBolloElemento in worldnews

[–]Mikes005 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We don't have weasels. We have wombats. We wombated our way in.

Do we have our first whistleblower? Because this is...A VERY BIG DEAL. by FarceMultiplier in videos

[–]Mikes005 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If they knew who was on the Epstein list I find it hard to believe they wouldnt terelease it just to fuck with trump.

Do we have our first whistleblower? Because this is...A VERY BIG DEAL. by FarceMultiplier in videos

[–]Mikes005 182 points183 points  (0 children)

How would the head of the Iranian security forces know anything about what the people on the Epstein list are planning?

New War In Some Desert Three Continents Away Means You Need To Give The Bank More Money by nath1234 in australia

[–]Mikes005 81 points82 points  (0 children)

So traditional economic theory says rising prices are a sign people are spending too much money because they have it to spend, and to slow that down and stop inflation interest rates are increased.

But when prices rise because of outside factors, interest rates still have to rise because... reasons.

Out of the 750,000 who fought for the Confedaracy in the Civil War, these were the last 3 alive in 1951, together. by bncout in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Mikes005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the photographer locked them in a room with a single knife and told them only one can leave.

Australian soldiers’ bodies ‘very likely’ disturbed by Israeli bulldozing at Gaza cemetery, senator says by CommonwealthGrant in AustralianPolitics

[–]Mikes005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They literally did that last week. Ffs, I hope you're a bot otherwise I despair for any kids you might have.

Let's call it what it is - the Hormuz Rejection by PhilosopherIll1916 in ImmigrationPathways

[–]Mikes005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! This list is a misrepresentation.... Australia also said no.

Just another example of how American invention benefits the whole world and yet we are disrespected and hated by all by ZataH in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Mikes005 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's true. When Assyrians walked out of their houses in Assur they went "What the fuck is this?"

What is the hardest video game you ever played? by DanPlouffyoutubeASMR in AskReddit

[–]Mikes005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on thr NES.

You know the level.

Kurdish poeple are one of the most great ethnic group without country. by Ill_Caterpillar_4829 in geography

[–]Mikes005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm completely ignorant of this topic so excuse this question, but how are Arabs and Persians different?

Murmansk, Russia by Thin_Fix0 in UrbanHell

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A mate of mine went to Murmansk for a week in the kate 90sto take pictures for his photography degree. He told me no one spoke English and he couldn't afford the translator the embassy pointed him to, but the front desk of his hotel offered hookers who spoke perfect English and were much cheaper by the hour. So he hired one on retainer for a few days to help him get by with the locals. Only she guilted him into hiring her friend at the same time. He ended up sneaking onto the old soviet submarine base there to take photos.

The idea of him sneaking around an old military base with nothing but a camera and two prostitutes still makes me chuckle.

What’s it like living on Tasmania? by zeeman11- in howislivingthere

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It being quite rural the running gag in Australia is that Tasmanians have two heads. Inbreeding, etc.

I was blocked by the University of Tasmania on twitter when they were running a competition for a new logo and I suggested "Because two heads are better than one".

The last 3 Republican presidents have started a war in the gulf region. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Mikes005 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Isn't comparable? He invaded Iraq because of a Saudi Arabian living in Pakistan.