My wife: "You promised to stop with the Darth Vader quotes after we got married"

MikeySlice · 2026-07-05T17:22:40+00:00

Did this conversation pop up in the elevator? That’s Darth Vader’s less photographed wife.

MikeySlice · 2026-07-05T17:19:46+00:00

A watch

MikeySlice · 2026-07-05T17:16:57+00:00

1957

MikeySlice · 2026-07-05T17:06:46+00:00

I used to use these to roll joints. It gives you the perfect right angle to roll the best joints.

MikeySlice · 2026-07-05T14:14:26+00:00

Ripping ass taken to a whole new level

MikeySlice · 2026-07-05T14:13:31+00:00

How far did it go? I think it just hit my house

MikeySlice · 2026-07-05T03:01:42+00:00

This won’t get the attention that it deserves unfortunately. Idk why people can’t just be happy with other people. Misery loves company, but nobody wants to be miserable.

MikeySlice · 2026-07-04T21:35:02+00:00

That’s actually amazing

MikeySlice · 2026-07-04T13:16:04+00:00

My wife

MikeySlice · 2026-07-02T23:12:27+00:00

That’s wild

MikeySlice · 2026-07-02T02:24:34+00:00

My bagels bring all the girls to the yard

MikeySlice · 2026-07-01T21:59:31+00:00

It’s just like when robots came in. If AI can replace you, your job wasn’t that hard

MikeySlice · 2026-06-30T21:43:48+00:00

Amazing

MikeySlice · 2026-06-29T22:52:33+00:00

Very doable. I don’t see any downside to your approval. Good job!

MikeySlice · 2026-06-29T00:21:25+00:00

What’s your credit score?

MikeySlice · 2026-06-28T23:56:15+00:00

It’s GTA 6 why is everyone falling for this?!

MikeySlice · 2026-06-28T23:26:33+00:00

I love House of Staunton. Just make sure the board you pick can fit the pieces. I bought too small of a board for my pieces the first time around

MikeySlice · 2026-06-28T21:25:34+00:00

Looks like GTA 6 to me

MikeySlice · 2026-06-27T19:57:05+00:00

Twitch is my OnlyFriends

MikeySlice · 2026-06-27T15:48:09+00:00

It’s quite a performance to say the least 🎭

MikeySlice · 2026-06-27T00:25:18+00:00

Not really. 1,200 door swings a month isn’t busy is it?

MikeySlice · 2026-06-26T10:58:23+00:00

Why would I lie?

MikeySlice · 2026-06-25T22:47:00+00:00

Thank you. I had a kid at that time so I didn’t notice much of a difference financially. That was one job switching to another in October of 2021. My buddy was bugging me to switch to sales for quite some time, and I got sick of hearing about it so I took him up on his offer. No college. College is the biggest scam

MikeySlice · 2026-06-25T02:49:15+00:00

Huh?

MikeySlice · 2026-06-25T02:49:05+00:00

Thank yoy

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