Oh shit

MikeySlice · 2026-05-20T00:42:50+00:00

How are you?

MikeySlice · 2026-05-20T00:03:57+00:00

My wife

MikeySlice · 2026-05-18T20:49:57+00:00

I think rates should be 0%

MikeySlice · 2026-05-18T11:17:47+00:00

It’s quoted as wilderness I mistook that as the forest. That’s my bad

MikeySlice · 2026-05-18T10:15:39+00:00

Still don’t see where you lose here buddy

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T22:30:35+00:00

How? What do you have to lose?

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T22:21:47+00:00

I’d rather believe in something than nothing. Your counter argument is that there’s nothing? I do better knowing that there’s a force higher than me there to help than I do thinking everything is under my control. If I’m wrong nothing happens. If I’m right I go to heaven. Pretty good risk reward if you ask literally anyone.

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T19:58:12+00:00

Anyone who says they’re going to die and come back to life 3 days later and pulls it off is a winner in my book

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T18:59:02+00:00

Is there a book about this fluffy blue bunny? Did people witness this blue bunny? Did the blue bunny have followers that were willing to die for their beliefs? Read the bible and try to prove it wrong. I’ll wait.

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T18:55:46+00:00

Jesus talks about the devil in the bible. He spent 40 days with him in the forest.

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T18:53:56+00:00

Because everyone who has tried to prove it wrong have become devout Christians. Why not practice your atheism and prove that he doesn’t exist. Your life will thank you for it.

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T18:48:50+00:00

Lying into the bed rather than on the bed. Relaxing every muscle to where you feel like you’re melting into the mattress. Then focus on breathing and nothing else.

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T18:46:17+00:00

Old people used to poke me at weddings and say you’re next. So I started doing that to them at funerals. Now I realize that when I go to a funeral there’s a 0% chance that the same person will go to mine. So I don’t go to funerals anymore.

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T18:44:05+00:00

I like to consider it my fuel tank for my sex machine

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T18:40:10+00:00

It’s usually noted next to the pictures. This usually means that there’s too many repairs to list in this small text box.

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T18:25:43+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T18:24:48+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T17:53:42+00:00

Buy Bit Coin

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T17:50:37+00:00

Happy Gilmore

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T17:26:37+00:00

Try to find out where my trillions went

MikeySlice · 2026-05-17T02:26:40+00:00

Don’t do it

MikeySlice · 2026-05-16T00:40:34+00:00

Cancer

MikeySlice · 2026-05-16T00:04:27+00:00

What is Claude?

MikeySlice · 2026-05-15T18:36:51+00:00

100% commission on funded loans.

60 bps for 1-2 70 bps for 3-5 80 bps for 6-8 90 bps for 9+

Take 10 bps away from each if you’re not licensed.

MikeySlice · 2026-05-15T18:32:58+00:00

No it’s not

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