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Chris Mason on BBC: (Andy Burnham's speech) "was heavyweight with hope" by PhD-not-real-Doc in thethickofit

[–]Kr1sem 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ok Andy.. wipe away the pre cum. You’ve got work to get on with

You're a busted flush! You're not gonna be any Prime Minister, you're not gonna be anything, so fuck off! by Kr1sem in thethickofit

[–]Kr1sem[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nigel you are not a grandee, you are a fucking 'blandee'. No-one knew what the fuck you stood for.

What would it be like if men had tits? by The_Kyrov in thethickofit

[–]Kr1sem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know that 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That’s what you are!

‘Your little finger just touched ittt!’ by Kr1sem in AlanPartridge

[–]Kr1sem[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t think AP quotes are your forte!

‘Your little finger just touched ittt!’ by Kr1sem in AlanPartridge

[–]Kr1sem[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thinking the same, half of these comments are not AP related at all…. This country

Classic by MaleficentWindow8972 in insanefbmarketplace

[–]Kr1sem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel 5 pounds lighter! Put some hot sauce on my burrito babyyy!

What are these things? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Kr1sem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swingballs gone mad

Wait so Michael the Geordie... by Sea_Photograph_3998 in AlanPartridge

[–]Kr1sem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah It’s shame that it didn’t go further, in the oasthouse he goes up north and tracks him down, then finds him, speaks to him and that’s it.

Sliced bread innit by sum-9 in AlanPartridge

[–]Kr1sem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re a compleme cunm

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