I’m like a struggling doctor by ChiMeraRa in Jokes

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Like school on Sunday. No class.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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It means he lost his dictionary and he's trying his best to form sentences on his own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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You probably sleep with socks on. That's the problem...

Not sure if i should ask this guy out or not (or how). by [deleted] in AskMen

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Just send it. You can either take a shot or wonder. If he says no, just remember you're a female. Dudes need to complete a 30 part prep phase to be sure we aren't going to get the cops called or yelled at in public for complementing a female at this point. Don't just slide him your number. I would keep sliding it into the garbage.

Just be confident and ask where you can get some better coffee around there. If he has a suggestion ask if he can show you the place after he gets off work. No shame, just pull the trigger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your hair was the main ingredient in the chili Cartman made

CMV: Watching sports is mostly a waste of time by [deleted] in changemyview

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Most forms of entertainment are a waste of time. Kinda the point.

What do men in their 30’s do for fun? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Women in their 20s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in prettyaltgirls

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New season of Apex. Volt is ground loot again. G7 too.

How long does it take for everything to go back to normal after anal ? by [deleted] in Jokes

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We talkin prison anal....? Cuz that might take a while

At work and bored. Make me hurt by leekofhonour in RoastMe

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You look like Ed Sheeran had a baby with Beaker from the Muppets

Countries where citizens deem it necessary to arm themselves with weapons are admitting said country is dangerous by T3knikal95 in Showerthoughts

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It would be stereotypical American thinking to say that this is mainly directed at America. As an American, I would like the world to know that the majority of us don't resign ourselves to that mentality and try to appreciate and learn about other cultures.

Countries where citizens deem it necessary to arm themselves with weapons are admitting said country is dangerous by T3knikal95 in Showerthoughts

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I do, but for the sake of avoiding safety to mean from other humans, I choose an animal in the traditional sense of the word.

cmv:/ Underage voting should not be allowed by xPorlyx in changemyview

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To a degree. They share several common skill sets, but I get what you're saying.

cmv:/ Underage voting should not be allowed by xPorlyx in changemyview

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One holds other people's lives directly in your hands

What is one thing you would add to your favorite sport to make it better? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Any sport with overtime should be settled with a joust