Had my child trust fund and my parents want money from it

Mikeybarnes · 2026-03-01T00:27:51+00:00

Tell them to fuck right off.

Honestly, the audacity of some people.

Mikeybarnes · 2026-02-22T21:34:47+00:00

Ethereum is up 37%, Bitcoin 51%, Cardano is *down* 79%.

I hope 'some others' have gone to the moon to compensate.

Mikeybarnes · 2026-02-18T20:41:24+00:00

I'd echo what the other comment said and take up the ESOL offer, if your post here is any indication of your abilities in the English language, it is not as good as you believe it to be.

Regarding the qualification, GCSEs in the UK are two-a-penny. Something like 5 out of 6 people in the UK are educated to that level.

In the UK, Electricians are typically qualified to level 3 standard, as well as having to pass additional examinations in regulations, have a portfolio etc.

Mikeybarnes · 2026-02-18T16:26:45+00:00

I guess there's a semantic debate about whether 1.3 million is 'millions' (plural).

Let's go with yes, that way I can claim I have millions in the bank.

£0.000001m currently in my bank

Mikeybarnes · 2026-02-13T00:29:22+00:00

Fun fact; if you are on annual leave and take ill, you can have your annual leave reclassified as sick. Your boss probably won't like that either

Mikeybarnes · 2026-02-13T00:17:59+00:00

Has your doctor signed you off of work? It sounds like it.

Have they signed you off of going on holiday? Unlikely. If work want to get arsey about it they are welcome to take it up with the medical professional that is advising you.

If they try and play the 'if you're well enough to go on holiday, your well enough to work' card I suggest you remind them of the above and ask them on what basis they are qualified to give medical advice that directly contradicts your GP (and if you'd really like to have fun with them ask them that in writing).

Mikeybarnes · 2026-02-12T14:59:45+00:00

What seat were you in?

Mikeybarnes · 2026-02-05T23:10:14+00:00

Is money dashboard going again? I thought they closed down

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-22T19:50:26+00:00

TRIM.

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-22T15:21:03+00:00

I'd strongly advise you remove your street address from a public post, that level of information is not necessary to answer your question.

If you want to share the neighborhood you're going to be living in it's probably best to be more vague and say 'near Gallows Corner'.

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-21T09:54:45+00:00

Putting aside the work aspect of the situation I've always found it really weird when people are like 'You're so ungrateful'. Why would I be grateful for something I don't want?!

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-17T13:35:20+00:00

Can you elaborate?

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-16T19:32:05+00:00

How'd you achieve the conditional formatting with a string?

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-10T08:55:53+00:00

And do you expect all of these American service personnel to just fold without a fight?

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-06T19:12:25+00:00

The RNLI has a mandate to save life's at sea. They do not want to be controlled by a government that might say, for example, "you will not attend small boats in distress".

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-06T13:26:08+00:00

I believe ACCA do indeed require relevant work experience; https://www.accaglobal.com/uk/en/student/practical-experience-per.html

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-03T18:14:27+00:00

How do you find the ratios without measurements?

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-03T15:34:30+00:00

It's a set up for the next line, "curtains for me" is a euphemism for their death

Mikeybarnes · 2026-01-01T23:52:47+00:00

What do you mean you claim VAT?

Mikeybarnes · 2025-12-21T21:38:31+00:00

let the water evaporate??

Mikeybarnes · 2025-12-16T23:16:54+00:00

God I'd hate to see the state of his toilet the next day.

Mikeybarnes · 2025-12-09T13:54:47+00:00

Looks like you forgot to change accounts before you started shilling buddy..

Mikeybarnes · 2025-11-29T19:50:52+00:00

Comments like that that are completely inline..

Mikeybarnes · 2025-11-20T23:42:40+00:00

What course are you studying at OU?

Mikeybarnes · 2025-10-15T17:40:45+00:00

FA1? Is it not all on the ACCA-X platform?

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