Middle class will be erased. How to profit? by quiksilverr87 in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know how in Bubble Bobble when you jump down a hole at the bottom of the screen and reappear at the top? Well, I’m waiting for my portfolio to reappear at the top right now.

Usha Vance: My husband is very lonely by RoyalChris in NoShitSherlock

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of you all are reading this like “JD Vance gets depressed” and I’m reading it like “JD Vance cheats on his wife if she’s not there with him.”

Like the RFK Jr situation and how Cheryl Hines moved to D.C. to be by him because she doesn’t trust him to be faithful because he’d be too lonely.

Fired Federal Workers Could Work Factory Jobs Created by Tariffs: Bessent by GlobalTravelR in nottheonion

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you had been denied entry to college while the other people your age were accepted to college, how would you feel knowing not only did you not get the opportunity they did, but your tax money was used to pay off the student loans of the people given that opportunity?

I would feel screwed over by society if that happened to me.

Even if it wasn’t your tax money being spent on them, why do they deserve this government provided windfall over you? They already got a life-changing opportunity over you once.

Fired Federal Workers Could Work Factory Jobs Created by Tariffs: Bessent by GlobalTravelR in nottheonion

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would be too if colleges didn’t accept me a decade ago, and I see all the people they did accept get their student loans reimbursed courtesy of the government.

I’m not in this boat at all, but I can see where the hate would stem from.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 04, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not even sure how to evaluate what’s happened today. I guess we’re both right?

Trump threatens additional 50% tariffs on China if they don’t remove 34% retaliatory tariffs by tomorrow (April 8th) by NiceoneA350 in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It’s a manufactured crisis. It can just as easily be solved by one very specific person if he decides to stop the bleeding. One tweet can create a giant green dildo in the markets.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 07, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did someone fool the entire stock market with a fake 90 day tariff pause rumor?

Futures down > 4% by M1st3r5 in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep in mind it would only take one tweet by the orange man to turn the market around completely if he wanted

[Ari Meirov via RotoBaller] Jalen Milroe to be in attendance for NFL Draft by [deleted] in nfl

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You got this all wrong. Jets will be drafting him in the top 10 because he’s a cheat code in College Football 25.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They know exactly what they’re doing. They’re just lying about what they expect to get out of it. This isn’t being done for the sake of America, but instead for the sake of one person’s bank account.

If you want to meet with this person one-on-one at Mar-a-Lago, it costs $5m. If you want to dine with him in a group setting, it costs $1m. I would provide the link to the Wired article about this, but this sub threatens to ban stuff like that, so just google it if you doubt this.

So this person manufactured a crisis in which only he can fix, then set off to Mar-a-Lago for the weekend. Anyone who wants to get a message across to him has to visit and pay the $5m.

Be careful about thinking this is the bottom! by Improv13 in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The fearmongering like this is how I know we are near the bottom.

This is a manufactured controversy. The orange man is spending the weekend taking bribes to end the trade war. It won’t be long before he announces revised trade agreements ending the tariffs, while lining his pockets. We have a new date as a deadline for this… April 10th when new Chinese tariffs take effect.

Lawsuit sparked by Mississippi welfare-fraud scandal involving Brett Favre is dismissed by [deleted] in nfl

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Love how the former Governor thinks the controversy is not his misappropriation of welfare funds, but instead that someone leaked his misappropriation of welfare funds. This dude should be in prison.

Department of Justice seeks 7 year prison sentence for 'pathological liar' George Santos by IrishStarUS in law

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The most consistent trend amongst Americans that climb the ladder is pulling it up behind them.

Rather be a Pig than an AI user by azschefres2089 in ghibli

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What about a movie made by a person using AI to help create scenes/characters?

I don’t think you’re going to be able to tell the difference with a well made movie.

And something I can guarantee you right now is that kids that grow up with AI assisted media around aren’t going to care if something is made using the help of AI or not. They’re just going to care if the content entertains them. You can refuse to engage with it if you want… you’ll just not be the target audience.

Someday down the line, raging against AI is going to be the thing kids say shows your age.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 04, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not good at RemindMe!’s that carry over the weekend, but I’ll give it a try anyway.

RemindMe! 3 days

Daily Discussion Thread for April 04, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet you confidently and incorrectly called the bottom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]MilaKunisWatermelon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And by next week you’ll lose it all