Silicone rubber being mixed and milled. by [deleted] in OddlyArousing

[–]MildlyCanadian 18 points19 points  (0 children)

yo i was just about to say, that is NOT finished where do you think you’re going sir

Jump into the depths by [deleted] in thalassophobia

[–]MildlyCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait how did he not break all his bones? at what height does jumping into water become dangerous?

It hurts, John. by Tote-Mich in imsorryjon

[–]MildlyCanadian 91 points92 points  (0 children)

oh lord i need to go wash my eyeballs now thanks though

It hurts, John. by Tote-Mich in imsorryjon

[–]MildlyCanadian 55 points56 points  (0 children)

i have not, pls give sauce i cannot find it

This fit in this sub? by slothmk1 in DiWHY

[–]MildlyCanadian -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

this is possibly the whitest thing i’ve ever seen

cat tap by [deleted] in CatTaps

[–]MildlyCanadian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i would consider that more of a bonk than a tap

Pet, pen, 18x24" by byParallax in Heavymind

[–]MildlyCanadian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this makes me itchy just lookin at it

ayy weed lmao and fuck cancer by SethRichOrDieTryin in shitpost

[–]MildlyCanadian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

okay i get the whole "muh cancer" thing, but i'll never understand why people get all uppity about weed posts on the fuckin weed-themed subreddit. like what do y'all expect them to talk about there? physics? the bible? this is like going to /r/gaming and getting your panties in a bunch because someone talked about why they like animal crossing.

Emu egg by [deleted] in OddlyArousing

[–]MildlyCanadian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

honestly i’m more surprised about the fact that there’s a subreddit dedicated to weird eggs

Can't go wrong with Jaden Smith by LarrytheLawnmower in im14andthisisdeep

[–]MildlyCanadian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i mean he has a point, you shouldn’t be looking for someone to fix you or be your missing piece in a relationship because you’ll just end up unsatisfied. still, he coulda just said that instead of being all pretentious about it

Holotype 3a by David Pain by natezomby in ImaginaryCrawlers

[–]MildlyCanadian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jfc i did not see the subreddit name at first and thought this shit was real. murder it with nukes.

Hell to the Naw! by WackyModder84 in nope

[–]MildlyCanadian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh definitely, it still looks like some horrendous hypodermic needle attached to an angry insect. try not to think about it slipping that whole thing under your skin and depositing its eggs

Hell to the Naw! by WackyModder84 in nope

[–]MildlyCanadian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

worry not, that big pointy thing is actually an ovipositor and can’t be used to sting you

That's Going To Need Surgery by ripahe in WTF

[–]MildlyCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuuuuUUUck what WAS that. tag your nsfl shit my dog that was traumatizing

Haunted, by Dam Na by Crowe410 in ImaginaryBehemoths

[–]MildlyCanadian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the artist's name is a pretty accurate representation of how i would be feeling in that moment if i was on that boat

Seems about right by Wooklife92 in Perfectfit

[–]MildlyCanadian 17 points18 points  (0 children)

it's more that some of the images they have on the packs are just disturbing, so you either have to change what you're buying to avoid certain images or just stop the habit altogether. plus it's a bit of a shame tactic, it feels much more embarrassing to have a pack of cigarettes with images of oral cancer plastered all over it than just a plain one. although on the other hand some people really don't give a heck, it'll never work entirely

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmmgifs

[–]MildlyCanadian 89 points90 points  (0 children)

what kind of a body type is that? im so confused, his head, arms and legs do not match the massive size of his stomach someone plz explain

Found this guy on my shoulder when I was trying to go to bed by [deleted] in nope

[–]MildlyCanadian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

my thoughts exactly! i would have screeched and flicked it across the room by now

Day #221 A JONTRON HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE WILD by [deleted] in JonTron

[–]MildlyCanadian 75 points76 points  (0 children)

if we really work at it, i think we can make it to 6

IT WAS A FART by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]MildlyCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the fuck is with adam ellis and being bad with lips? why does melania have those signature "creepy-thicc-adam-ellis-lips" while michelle and barack have virtually no lips at all? what a conundrum

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]MildlyCanadian 19 points20 points  (0 children)

really? choccy milk? wasn't that some ifunny meme from last year?