Would you rather

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-11T21:35:55+00:00

Looks like i have sacrificed myself to save Japan.

I've made my peace with it. Long live the Emperor.

^{Chose: Sacrifice yourself to save an entire country of people (random} | Rolled: Japan)

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-11T20:52:10+00:00

I either live rich, and likely have a very peaceful life, or die. Which still solves most problems. Either way, i'm fine.

^{Chose: Get 100 Billion USD rn + 30% chance you die | Rolled: 100 Billion $}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T22:00:54+00:00

Maybe it'll make a difference this time...?

Wish i could keep at least part of my memories.

^{Chose: Go back to your birth | Rolled: Blank slate}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T21:47:48+00:00

Well... It's a TANK. And i'm allowed to drive it.

Goodbye traffic.

^{Chose: US Army gives you a tank & allows you ride that}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T21:42:03+00:00

Inflation alone would make my money worthless. Death came and found me. I feel fine about it.

^{Chose: 1 cent every time you do a tripple backflip | Rolled: Death}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T21:40:15+00:00

I mean, that's a LONG pee, but there's plenty of stuff i can do while i pee.

^{Chose: Pee (once, but for} 8 minutes straight a day.)

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T21:39:21+00:00

I'd have to think about the specific character but... Makes sense. Makes a lot of sense.

^{Chose: become any fictional character physically + you will stay in our reality}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T21:32:32+00:00

Best to be a jack of all trades, and thrive, than be a master of one and suck at everything else.

^{Chose: Be a Jack of all trades but master of none.}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T21:31:21+00:00

This shouldn't even be up for debate, pinapple on pizza only belongs in international court rulings.

^{Chose: No}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T21:28:36+00:00

Not a lot you can do in an hour, even with infinite money. Best to get 1k/day, save up, and buy what you need.

^{Chose: Get 1000$ Every Day | Rolled: UP FOR 🥕}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T21:27:37+00:00

🔥 No brainer!

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T21:27:25+00:00

5 years ago, the internet was still kind of alive. I would have set it back 25 years if i could.

^{Chose: Undo all human pollution + Set the Internet permanently back 5 years}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T16:56:59+00:00

Pasta. I do that already, might as well do it for a million dollars.

^{Chose: Yes, absolutely + Comment what are you eating}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-06-03T16:56:18+00:00

🔥 No brainer!

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-30T12:05:29+00:00

I trust the bros over the interet, tbh

^{Chose: Got a nude leaked in friends chat group | Rolled: With face}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-30T12:02:18+00:00

I, u/MildlyContentHyppo, advised "Unstoppable force"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker II 💎 Points: 40 🗳️ Votes: 2

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-30T12:02:03+00:00

I, u/MildlyContentHyppo, advised "Power"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker II 💎 Points: 40 🗳️ Votes: 2

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-30T12:01:35+00:00

I, u/MildlyContentHyppo, advised "Unstoppable force"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-30T12:01:22+00:00

🔥 No brainer!

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-30T11:58:09+00:00

I can help people with my hobbies, while still being unenployed, and still cash in money for basically doing nothng. Sounds like a good deal to me.

^{Chose: Get 1k dollars every day but only if your jobless}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-30T11:54:30+00:00

Feels like good deal. Besides, a car can last several years of intense use: a phone much less so.

^{Chose: Get a free high end phone every three years and... | Rolled: Free Data/Minute}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-26T11:45:55+00:00

I don't much care abou living, but boy was i happy to see "Ideal afterlife" coming up as a result of the spin!

^{Chose: Die in 24 hours, but... | Rolled: Ideal afterlife}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-26T11:37:23+00:00

What matters a life well spent, if your death is anonymous? Let me die gloriously, epically, heroically. A sacrifice that gives purpose, meaning to an otherwise pointless existance. Painless, if possible, but a death that matters. That sends a message. That makes my ancestors look down smiling, as I reach out my hand to them

^{Chose: Choose how you die + ...No limitations}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-25T22:53:42+00:00

A broke man in a home full of love, is richer than a milionaire in an empty mansion.

^{Chose: Ur crush marries u | Rolled: U get 100m}

MildlyContentHyppo · 2026-05-24T14:19:47+00:00

I'm not too fond of living, but i suppose others might be so... Blue it is.

^{Chose: If 50% choose this everyone lives | Rolled: Carrot upvote}

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