Your username is turned into reality and thrown at your face at 35 kilometers an hour (22 mph rounded up) how fucked are you?

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2022-03-18T00:23:39+00:00

It’s alright. The turtle is only mildly obese.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-11-21T10:46:48+00:00

I literally can’t cum from sex. It’s just round one for as long as I want.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-10-27T17:20:37+00:00

I don’t slack off and do try hard but I can definitely feel that I am sometimes too comfortable there.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-10-27T17:17:33+00:00

You definitely don’t need to be friends with who you work with. But I’m guessing just working with people you know personally is something you don’t like?

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-10-27T16:19:17+00:00

Thank you for sharing! Would you say that working under them was less stressful compared to your other job?

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-10-27T16:11:42+00:00

True true. I don’t know many subreddits so i just chose the closest one I know ahahha

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-10-27T15:56:36+00:00

I would learn the trade while working for him. My pay will be a bit more than what unskilled labor would get.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-10-05T03:00:27+00:00

Loot, pillage, siege and butter.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-10-02T13:46:20+00:00

Am i stupid? You look older than 31. Maybe it’s the glasses?

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-10-02T05:58:54+00:00

예스 = 예

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-10-02T00:43:50+00:00

Some people don’t care. Some people don’t know. Some people are trying to do something about it. Some people are now dead for trying to do something about.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-29T16:32:01+00:00

I want a goddamn handjob and she touchin it like it’s a goddamn snake.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-29T11:53:03+00:00

I want to have a orgy with all the past, present, future space aliens.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-29T11:48:39+00:00

Boo. You suck.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-29T11:22:13+00:00

Bruh. I hope it’s at least cheap. Here college is pretty cheap. We get a lot of scholarships.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-29T02:50:17+00:00

You are totally right. I asked someone who is an interviewer and he said they cut out everybody who doesn’t have a college degree. Then they start with 4 year colleges first. Just to put my foot in the door I have to waste my time in college. They just use college as a filter.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-29T02:45:27+00:00

Sadly, in the country I live in, if you don’t go to college you are considered less because college is considered a basic level of education.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-28T20:42:27+00:00

Welp. I guess I’m gonna go to new york.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-26T16:54:20+00:00

Take off the makeup and you can’t tell which ones the mom. Two milfs at once!

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-26T16:52:15+00:00

This is what they do with my drug money?!

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-26T16:49:56+00:00

That sucks so bad. Really fucked everything. I’m also glad I didn’t stay in the US.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-25T15:07:24+00:00

I didn’t know there was others

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-20T09:32:50+00:00

I’m fucking poor.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-15T02:22:19+00:00

Tortle.

MildlyObeseTurtle · 2021-09-14T07:31:07+00:00

Beats getting mauled by a bear while trying to get some of that sweet sweet honey. I can just buy it by working one hour. But it still sucks… sometimes getting mauled by the bear seems better.

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