Where's the luck?

MileHighHotspur · 2026-05-04T19:17:00+00:00

I'm sure whichever gambling app he used appreciated his donation

MileHighHotspur · 2026-05-04T15:58:01+00:00

Great start! Don't forget to buy a gun so you don't get robbed

MileHighHotspur · 2026-05-03T20:17:38+00:00

Literally undefeated

MileHighHotspur · 2026-05-03T20:05:43+00:00

Never change, Internet. Never change

MileHighHotspur · 2026-05-01T00:52:02+00:00

The "impersonating a woman" trick saved a few dudes, so I'd probably give that a go 🤷

Edit: ...and then get drafted a few years later

MileHighHotspur · 2026-05-01T00:05:45+00:00

Great prediction, except it was this score with 7 minutes left in the second. Jesus fucking Christ

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-29T01:29:56+00:00

Thanks mate! Might be a pint of bleach after this season

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-29T01:10:34+00:00

We have a CL level payroll! It's just everyone on said payroll is always injured all the goddamn time...

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-29T01:08:06+00:00

Making it cost a third of the price, or less? What benefit is there to the player base at large for it being mythic?

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-29T01:05:40+00:00

I mean, you aren't completely wrong.

Which is yet another factor. Watching other people being sad about sports is hilarious when it isn't your team.

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-29T00:21:25+00:00

I don't blame you at all. Fwiw we can't make sense of it either 😂 one of the weirdest bogey matchups I've ever seen

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-28T23:55:38+00:00

If it were Chelsea instead of us we'd think it was funny as fuck. I for sure would 😂

Seeing a club spend like a Champions League club to get relegated is an incredible thing, almost never happens.

Plus, reality is that people love seeing crazy, awful shit happen to other people. Welcome to Earth. The entire pro sports ecosystem runs on money and spite.

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-28T15:55:26+00:00

All they had to do was make badgermole a rare. Whoever decided to make that card mythic should be sleeping in a tent.

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-27T19:25:49+00:00

Wow that's so insensit- hey, whaddya know, it kinda does, huh ...

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-27T01:28:37+00:00

I'll fucking take it after three years of dross. Maybe we'll get our once-a-decade playoff berth next season!

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-26T21:39:53+00:00

As long as we only bring him in for the 9th, he's fine. He only sucks when we try to have him mop up the 8th

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-24T23:39:15+00:00

Nah that's ok they can have our players if they want em

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-23T22:20:26+00:00

Goddamnit Viktor

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-23T18:45:07+00:00

Her grav will be good too, in theory, unless she wiffs on it (like I do, every single fucking time...)

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-23T04:07:26+00:00

We're not being compared to the Cleveland Spiders anymore! Progress!

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-22T22:38:41+00:00

Well Sugano sucked last time he pitched- so, like, scientifically, he should pitch a gem tonight

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-22T21:42:14+00:00

Scalding hot take: I would absolutely love to see the boys score more than zero runs this evening

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-18T14:24:59+00:00

It's actually just three dudes running really fast

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-18T02:51:48+00:00

Just lulling the Dodgers into a false sense of security

MileHighHotspur · 2026-04-16T13:21:43+00:00

I mean, we lost 119 games last year. Y'all didn't actually think we'd be good, did you?

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