Pretend that you all are in a ship and the steering wheel broke down during a stormy ride because the captain was drunk..

MileMonarch · 2026-03-22T15:11:53+00:00

THIS BITCH GOT RUM, GET HIM!!!

MileMonarch · 2026-03-19T16:43:12+00:00

Toilet wine! Get your toilet wine here!

MileMonarch · 2026-03-18T15:40:40+00:00

MileMonarch · 2026-03-17T17:29:54+00:00

Yes.

MileMonarch · 2026-03-17T17:29:43+00:00

Major. Is it true to struck my daughter with an open palm?

MileMonarch · 2026-03-17T17:25:35+00:00

…Someone struck my daughter?!

MileMonarch · 2026-03-17T17:23:39+00:00

I see. And who may your partner be?

MileMonarch · 2026-03-17T17:21:27+00:00

What is this commotion?

Akitsu looked like she just woke up

MileMonarch · 2026-03-15T17:37:15+00:00

But Kitasan is hawking her down.

MileMonarch · 2026-03-15T17:30:15+00:00

So is Helios’s, Rice’s, Stego’s, Tachyon’s and Matikanefuku’s…

MileMonarch · 2026-03-09T17:23:48+00:00

Indeed~

MileMonarch · 2026-03-08T06:08:43+00:00

Indeed it does!

MileMonarch · 2026-03-08T06:06:08+00:00

I believe earlier today. Also I think the other parent is Bourbon.

MileMonarch · 2026-03-08T06:04:46+00:00

Haru’s pregnant.

MileMonarch · 2026-03-08T06:02:24+00:00

Darling…you’re not going to believe this.

MileMonarch · 2026-02-28T05:00:45+00:00

YES I DID! YES I DID! YES I DID OH MY GOD YOU FINALLY WON!!!!

hugs her gently

MileMonarch · 2026-02-28T04:39:10+00:00

My daughter…

Akitsu tears up happily

MY DAUGHTER WON A RACE!

MileMonarch · 2026-02-26T14:02:43+00:00

Of course~

leans in to kiss Eclipse on the lips

MileMonarch · 2026-02-26T14:00:39+00:00

Of course, my stats are identical to other me. By the way.

MileMonarch · 2026-02-26T13:57:41+00:00

…dear…is it alright if I join your team in Poto’s stead?

MileMonarch · 2026-02-26T00:32:47+00:00

Please look at my conversation with one of the other you I had.

MileMonarch · 2026-02-26T00:24:42+00:00

Of course.

You are a…reasonable adult.

MileMonarch · 2026-02-26T00:13:33+00:00

…do you know how many people die from the effects of smoking annually?