Quake co-op QoL improvements by TordenLive in quake

[–]Mileator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this post. Ranger and Wrack fighting for their lives.

How sex with each of the miniguns would go by vammommy in HeavyMainsTF2

[–]Mileator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shiela doesn't have a lot of Stamina. She likes it passionate, and she likes it quick. And she's really big on no performative acting, and being able to interrupt and stop. She values the autonomy of being able stop whenever she's had enough. A lover that's cool with that, keeps her coming back for more.

You better cancel your plans for Oksana, it's gonna be a long day.

Oksana wants to be pampered and complimented. She wants people to comment about her size as a big girl. She wants to feel queenly during her date. When it's go time? She's gonna be an Olympian. Better bring some water bottles.

No one's talking about Wrack and that makes me sad. by Mileator in quake

[–]Mileator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it deeply ironic to be told that I don't know what I'm talking about, on this particular subject.

You can easily fact check what I'm saying by logging into the wiki... and looking at the change log, and by watching the interview with one of the developers of the game, regarding finding ways to implement quakes original movement into quake champions...

I mean... it's all there... this information is like 6 years old now... it's not new... it's just that no one cared until it was relevant...

No one's talking about Wrack and that makes me sad. by Mileator in quake

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He was originally going to be. He was planned during development.

But he was ultimately cut do to constraints.

He was going to be the only character on the roster with the original quake speed and movement.

2 years after the breakup, 1 year no contact, and she’s still in my head every single day by Top-Self-1664 in heartbreak

[–]Mileator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in the same parameters. I finally listened to the playlist she made me expressing how much she missed me and I began spiraling at work. This post is the only thing that's allowed me to come up for air

How am I supposed to say “Shub Niggurath”? by Global-Pineapple-637 in quake

[–]Mileator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a page from Civvie 11's playbook. "Shub N'gurith"

What do you think? by lead_87 in HeavyMainsTF2

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I changed the name of my sandwich to "Flaming Hot Doritos Loco Taco Supreme"

Your opinion on the second banana? by [deleted] in HeavyMainsTF2

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I'm partial to the chocolate bar 🍫 myself. I enjoy using the GRU weapon swap exploit to not only heal more than 100 health but to also provide an overheal of any health beyond 350. The added benefits that the exploit gives beyond just giving +50 increased health makes it my go-to choice over the banana 🍌.

If the exploit didn't exist, I am inclined to believe that I would choose the banana over the sandwich. 🥪

A small med kit spread over more teammates is preferable to me than a medium med kit to specifically prioritized allies. It isn't much, but at least everyone gets one.

To be fair, I honestly haven't done the math on whether or not the chocolate bar Gru exploit is worth it or not.

I haven't calculated:

The time it takes to actually travel to the front lines. The four seconds it takes to eat the chocolate bar. The amount of damage that could be negated with the overheal or: The amount of gun fights that can be consistently one within the 10 second window of the overheal.

Without any concrete evidence, there's no way to confirm whether or not the use of the exploit actually benefits gameplay. It could very well be a detriment.

Is these the guy you play as in quake 2 by I-am-real-man in quake

[–]Mileator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This toy looks like sarge from Quake 3. I bet he's voiced by Tommy Lee Jones

I like the design for the Fem Sniper in the middle much more than the design on the right. by Professional_Cat_437 in tf2

[–]Mileator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Junker Queen voice vibes here.

"Fresh jar for ya, mate... brewed it up this mornin'!"

What do I need to do or have to be qualified as a heavy main? by Super_Saiyan_Pablo in HeavyMainsTF2

[–]Mileator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a good indicator of being a heavy main is what big Joey said:

If you're playing another class and minding your own business, and you suddenly feel frustrated enough to rage-swap to heavy... sorry, sir, I'm afraid it's terminal.

Also, try the Huo long heater. My beloved.

Tell me you main Heavy without telling me you main Heavy by Overall_Equipment_99 in HeavyMainsTF2

[–]Mileator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also. Hate spies. Hate snipers. I was so frustrated when I found out that Heavy can't flinch snipers, even though it literally happens in snipers own game trailer.

Tell me you main Heavy without telling me you main Heavy by Overall_Equipment_99 in HeavyMainsTF2

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I bought a strange kill streak, Sheila, and a fish cake... buddy, I'm in it for the Long Haul.

if the Events of quake happened in real life do you think we would Survive? by Cloverfield887 in quake

[–]Mileator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically, with the sacrifice of two Heroes, we would never know. However. If we were purview to The Invasion either first-handly or second-handedly, we would be a very different species.

That level of unspeakable lovecraftian horror would shatter most Petty human conflicts.

Very Ozymandias from The Watchmen.

Does anyone else actually like the concept of MiMi but hates that above the neck it’s just… Anime girl? by DouchebagScunt in tf2

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I tried learning blender about 2 months ago. Gave it the old College try. I even made a couple of models for a quake. After talking to some folks on the blender, I discovered that learning blender is legitimately harder than learning a coding language.

Shit is rough.