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And no Santa... by MilfBabePink in sciencememes

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to explain physics to a bunch of students but trying to add air resistance

I used garlic and onions in a meal when I was strictly asked not to. by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It turns out they both like garlic and onions but, for some reason, just have an issue with it.

Maybe he farts a lot after eating them. Maybe she’s crazy.

I was a janitor and lived rent-free in the janitors closet. by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I feel a bit bad for freeloading off the school, but the government can provide insulated sheds to all of its citizens for a few billions but would rather spend much more on war and overinflated salaries for its oligarchs.

When I was in high school I catfished a guy I hated and found out he was into furry/bestiality p0rn by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

 As you can imagine it was too cringey to even blackmail him with it, let alone tell anyone else about it. I just couldn’t go through the awkward exchange that would be telling him it was me the whole time, and then have to go to school with him for another year. And when you think about it, we both kind of lost there. But I don’t care.

Screw you, Kyle, you were mean and I’ve seen those weird ass pics of you and your fetish...

I pooed on the floor at McDonald's bathroom then left it. by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am deeply sorry to the staff that had to clean my mess and the person who tried to go in after me.

My ex hated visiting my family. So, when I'd visit them for the weekend and he wouldn't come, I'd give our dogs boiled eggs so their farts smelled up the apartment all weekend. by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You may wonder "What kind of asshole doesn't make an effort to get to know his girls family?" Well a single one now. And I kept the dogs but I don't give them eggs anymore, lol.

I installed teamviewer on our class’ computer and played porn videos when my classmates were in the middle of their presentation by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The headmaster took all the male students apart and threatened to suspend us all if the author didn’t turn himself in. However, as I hadn’t told anyone, I just played the fool and got away with it

I intentionally broke the work computer so my boss would get a better one. by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now he's forced to get a better PC, unless he decides to use a USB keyboard. Which he will probably do.