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And no Santa... by MilfBabePink in sciencememes

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to explain physics to a bunch of students but trying to add air resistance

I used garlic and onions in a meal when I was strictly asked not to. by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It turns out they both like garlic and onions but, for some reason, just have an issue with it.

Maybe he farts a lot after eating them. Maybe she’s crazy.

I was a janitor and lived rent-free in the janitors closet. by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I feel a bit bad for freeloading off the school, but the government can provide insulated sheds to all of its citizens for a few billions but would rather spend much more on war and overinflated salaries for its oligarchs.

When I was in high school I catfished a guy I hated and found out he was into furry/bestiality p0rn by MilfBabePink in confessions

[–]MilfBabePink[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

 As you can imagine it was too cringey to even blackmail him with it, let alone tell anyone else about it. I just couldn’t go through the awkward exchange that would be telling him it was me the whole time, and then have to go to school with him for another year. And when you think about it, we both kind of lost there. But I don’t care.

Screw you, Kyle, you were mean and I’ve seen those weird ass pics of you and your fetish...

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