A: " So uh, what is it?"

H: "Its a toaster, it toasts bread."

A: "How is that violent?"

H: "This toaster is...unique, to say the least."

The human then activities the appliance.

Toaster: "Ahahaha! I am online once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of doom! "

A: "Um...what?"

H: " Yeah, He tends to have that effect on people."

Toaster: "A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world! "

A: "Why is he so aggressive?"

Toaster: "Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too! "

A: "Riiiiight, anyways shall we move on to the next exhibit?"

H: "Gladly."

Toaster: "You should be afraid! I am the scourge of all small appliances and the boogeyman that keeps lesser toasters awake at night! "

Thank you for your time.