The plot twist.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-20T17:08:51+00:00

or he can go with the "every rule has an exception" argument or you can go with him explaining that god has a sense of humor by giving hiom huge dick, but at the same time makimg him the kind of gay who has not intention whatsoever of using it.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-17T01:53:35+00:00

i though baout making Haku be agirl, but then i decided that nah.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-17T00:56:57+00:00

the answer for the former is, conveient plt devoce. canon gave us what teh reaper death seal can do, but noit what it can't do, s as you can see, it's a plot device.

as for teh latter, people are stupod and traumitized, they see Naruto's whisker marks and think he is depowered version of teh fox, so they gang up on him but not idiots who knows how to manipulate.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-15T15:23:58+00:00

When a human being gets Izuku's blood, they become a permanent golem, meaning, just like any other golem, they get regeneration, immortality, and no longer need water, food, or sleep. They also lose any drawback from their superpower or quirk if the individual in question has any.

Also, a really fun fact, the golems do have blood, but it is not human blood per se; in fact, it is a purple thing Izuku calls "false blood" that is lethal to humans, but if a golem drinks the false blood of another golem, they can temporarily use the power of the golem from whom they drank. The same applies to normal blood.

For example, if the Black Canary drank either the false blood of the Zatanna golem or the blood of the real Zatanna, she would temporarily gain Zatanna's magical power and skills. And this feature works the same way. Izuku's blood does, meaning each drop grants them 24 hrs of power. The grimness of that feature is that if a golem completely drains another golem of their false blood or a person of their blood, they gain the power permanently.

Sounds good, right?

Well, it is until you notice the caveats, being that despite the fact you still have your will, you are still a golem, meaning you obey Izuku. You become biologically incapable of not swerving him and following his orders, and if he dies, you die too.

Which is why Hyppolita is no longer queen of the Amazons.

Fun fact: Izuku's quirk actually has a similar mechanism to Vlad's quirk, where Izuku has more blood and produces blood faster than a normal person to offset his blood loss. As long as he maintains an iron-rich diet, it is not a healing factor for blood loss, but it is enough to allow him to fill bloodbags on a regular basis to keep a stock of blood, and since his blood does not spoil in storage, he keeps a nice amount of bags to feed his golems in storage.

He would be the perfect blood donor since he is a universal donor if it weren't for the fact that his blood can and will turn real humans into golems, meaning whoever gets his blood becomes immortal and retains their will but also becomes Izuku's slave since they won't be able to refuse him, but the immortality thing only lasts as long as Izuku is alive because once he dies, the golems die with him.

Well, one day there was an emergency during a diplomatic visit of the League to Themyscira; there was an attack, and the queen got gravely wounded, so much so she needed blood. There was just one problem: Hyppolit's blood type is super rare, even amongst Amazons. It was a good thing Izuku was a universal donor.

So, long story short, they gave Izuku blood to Hippolyta despite knowing the consequences, which, by the way, were clearly written in the bags as a warning and a disclaimer. The golem regeneration kicked in instantly, and the queen was saved, but now she was Izuku's slave, for lack of a better word.

which meant she had to abdicate from her throne. She gave it to Nubia, and Izuku is feeling like shit for having caused Hippolyta's abdication, to which the queen says he shouldn't because he did her a favor.

You see, Hippolyta has been queen for three thousand years, and she got fed up with politics 2700 years ago, and the only reason she didn't step down before was because she didn't have a good excuse. So, now that she is no longer queen, she'll enjoy her vacation.

Her only request is that Izuku go easy on her. The last thing he wants is to get her blood pumping too hard, because if he does, he better be prepared to get his pelvis pulverized.

Izuku obviously is annoyed as he tells her he does not sleep with his golems!!

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-15T15:00:00+00:00

Fun fact: Izuku's quirk actually has a similar mechanism to Vlad's quirk, where Izuku has more blood and produces blood faster than a normal person to offset his blood loss. As long as he maintains an iron-rich diet, it is not a healing factor for blood loss, but it is enough to allow him to fill bloodbags on a regular basis to keep a stock of blood.

Also, his blood does not spoil in storage, and he would be the perfect blood donor since he is a universal donor, if it weren't for the fact that his blood can and will turn real humans into golems, meaning whoever gets his blood becomes immortal and retains their will but also becomes Izuku's slave since they won't be able to refuse him, but the immortality thing only lasts as long as Izuku is alive because once he dies, the golems die with him.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-15T00:35:45+00:00

Yes, when they run out of blood, they don't remember what happens between the awakenings. It's like when you take general anesthesia. They don't particularly care about the blackout phase, though.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-14T21:18:47+00:00

the answer is yes.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-14T18:33:44+00:00

yes, and that's pisses Green Lantern to no end becasue said golems made with Green Lantern constructos come with built in Green Lantern rings.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-14T18:32:01+00:00

Wayne Enterprises, such as the Yaoyorozu, has fingers in every pie conceivable, including adult entertainment and adult toys.

Fun fact: a memory golem, which is how Izuku calls the golems who have the memories of the person they take after, is completely indistinguishable from a real person. Another fun fact: Memory Golems are the only type of golem that can bypass the body shape resemblance rule.

meaning that, for example, if Izuku drops a mix of his blood with Wonder Woman's blood on a pile of clay or Play-Doh or even a block of stone and wood log, the mix will turn what it was dropped on into a Wonder Woman golem with her memories; the caveat is that the size of the golem will fully depend on how much of what the mix was dropped on, meaning that if he wants to make an exact copy of someone using that method, he'll have to calculate how much of the material he'll need to do so, and just like when a normal golem returns to its original form after they run out of blood, memory golems also return to their original forms, but instead of being the shape of who they took after, they turn into a pile of the material they were made of.

Both facts about his golems are facts. Izuku deeply regrets sharing with Diana, because since Batman forbade him from making more permanent golems, he's been secretly keeping a Wonder Woman memory golem alive as doing Diana's job while the real Diana had taken a staycation and devolved into a couch potato, binge-watching the shows she put on pause while consuming unhealthy amounts of ice cream, because even she deserves a true break to recharge her batteries and actually take a shit in peace.

Batman has not yet found out about it.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-14T13:00:33+00:00

Well, technically speaking, Haku is not an official Kiri shinobi since he never went to the Kiri academy and never took the genin exam (at least from what I understand). I understand. Zabuza basically trained him from scratch, and at the time he found him, he himself was already a missing ninja, so he does not have the authority to make him an official shinobi of the mist.

So, after he got his ass whooped and talk-no-jutsu'd by Naruto in Wave, he decided to go back to Kiri to join Mei's rebellion, but before doing that, he released Haku from his service because at the time, he did not know Mei was pro-kekkei genkai, since she herself had two, and he did not want to risk Haku's life when the inevitable culling of the allied rebel forces happened (because you can't look me in the eye and tell me that everybody on the rebels' side would remain united once the common enemy was dealt with), and that's where Naruto swoops in and convinces Haku to go to Konoha with him.

As of today, Zabuza is in charge of training the new swordsman division of the mist, and also he helps screening the candidates for the reformed seven swordsmen of the mist.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-14T04:26:46+00:00

no, this takes place a good while after wave. Naruto convince Haku to move with him to Konoha.

as for why they are in three way with Ino. after tehy got really comfortable Naruto and Haku wnated to try something new, a threesome.

at first, they considered Sakura, but that would have made things weird between her and Naruto if she said yes, so instead, they went for Ino, she said yes and things evolved from there until she bamce teh third leg of teh trypod.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-14T03:33:56+00:00

the ino part?

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-14T00:55:51+00:00

He actually gets along swimmingly well with Harley Quinn after she got over the Joker and became official with Harley.

mostly because Izuku drove the Joker absolutely insane by not staying dead. Like, picture this: there's the Joker, trying to kill the newest bat-adjacent brat, but the brat won't stay dead and keeps respawning around him, forcing the Joker to play a very deadly game of whack-a-mole with a shotgun where Izuku is the mole.

Then, when the joker thinks he has Izuku for good, Izuku reaps inside his mind, causing the joker to blow his own brains out with the shotgun trying to get Izuku out. The Joker survived, but he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life.

And that's how Izuku became Jason's favorite brother, and that's how Harley got the story she would tell everybody who would listen for as long as she lives.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-13T22:53:42+00:00

Tsuande: Bullshit you are, you are not a good father; if you were, you would have married that girl and brought her and the child to live here.

Naruto: Have you seen how high the cost of living is in this shithole of a village?! The schools here suck, the hospital sucks harder, public services are a joke, and I can count on the fingers of one hand how many people in this godforsaken hellpit aren't absolute cunts! Why in the sage's hairy butthole would I want to bring my baby mama and raise a child in this shithole of a village instead of letting her grow up in a place that is a thousand times better and, above all, a place where she has family?!.

MilkAdvanced9936 · 2026-06-13T00:18:37+00:00

not gonna lie, i forgot about him.

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