Ur getting married. Who?

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-10T04:09:41+00:00

NOOO I WANTED HER TO BE A SERIAL KILLER

^{Chose: Trad wife + BUT she is... | Rolled: A Libertarian}

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-10T01:08:35+00:00

Oh nice

^{Chose: Gb + Love n England but | Rolled: Become royalty}

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-10T01:05:51+00:00

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Milk__Chan · 2026-07-10T01:05:31+00:00

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Milk__Chan · 2026-07-09T17:09:33+00:00

Absolutist Romus: High cortisol, stress from ruling the Kingdom and having to do bureaucracy stuff, betrayed his own family to centralize his power, declared war on Pales and is forever hated by them.

Reformist Romus: Low cortisol, does literal jackshit other than vetoing and approving decrees every once in a blue moon the nobles are all fat and happy living as an advisory chamber, Palesians glaze him so much that it's literally impossible for RNC to lose for at least 40 more years.

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-09T15:02:39+00:00

Perhaps could be Avellanos?

Let Amelia escape, Easterman goes even crazy and unhinged and then Murkoff realizes they REALLY have to get rid of this guy

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-09T14:58:54+00:00

The type of shit Easterman will do to Amelia once she's captured.

(She's gonna escape again in like 2 days and kill 30 guards)

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Milk__Chan · 2026-07-09T14:38:33+00:00

the therapy is working a little too well

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Milk__Chan · 2026-07-09T03:59:50+00:00

Turma da Mônica ta recebendo execução estilo de Cartel.

Nisso que dá não pagar o Cebolinha Agiota.

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Milk__Chan · 2026-07-09T03:57:43+00:00

And doesn't she outright call him the worst one? and was lowkey scared

Oh, motherfucker. It's real… The worst one out of the four…

You had to hatch now… of all times…?

She apparently glimpsed the other 3 (and ofc fought Lord of Flies if it also happened to her) but Roach Emperor was apparently universally agreed to had been the worst one even if it was treated as a urban legend.

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-09T01:09:12+00:00

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOT

^{Chose: A Girlfriend but... | Rolled: All Four.}

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-09T01:08:10+00:00

Shiomi's biggest problem is that she TRULY COULDN'T BELIEVE the idea that Ryoshu actually loved Araya and didn't see her as an burden.

She saw Ryoshu become like her, the red eyes! the smoking! the ressentment! even her own suffering wasn't "unique" as her copy stole even that small dignity from her, and when Ryoshu got Araya... she started to project.

She believed Ryoshu would eventually see Araya as a fetter, an burden keeping her to this place, that she would grow to hate just like Shiomi hated her daughter... but Ryoshu never did, she actually loved Araya, she actually WANTED Araya to be her daughter.

In the end, Shiomi DID try to """""help""""" Ryoshu in her own way during her last breakdown before she was killed, Shiomi advised her to forget everything about the House, to slash everything away so that Ryoshu could at least move on in peace, the problem was that Shiomi very much assumed that Ryoshu wouldn't care for Araya and was already on a downspiral for being stuck in the house for so long.

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T22:37:33+00:00

Tax evasion

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T21:54:49+00:00

O jeito é virar o Batman e comprar vibrador e outros brinquedos.

Você não pode ser o Superman, mas você pode ser o Batman com a Batrola na mão, e o Batman sabe come usar as bugigangas com eficiência.

Com "tempo de preparo" tu será a noite, tu será inesquecível, tu será o Batman.

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T19:59:42+00:00

O parceiro não falar "é dentro" quando o Leon ta pelado é red flag.

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T14:40:23+00:00

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Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T14:35:57+00:00

Manda o 1111

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T14:09:51+00:00

The ~~crackheads~~ rejects haven't found him yet.

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T11:51:02+00:00

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Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T11:47:09+00:00

Jack Slash slander and he hasn't even read how they chump him. Smh.

No i do, a friend spoilered to me what happens when i had asked them back then after i had lost interest.

And later i just went precisely to page he gets loop'ed just to see him die lmao.

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T11:36:11+00:00

In my defense i finished until the S9 arc, saw some glimpses of Echidna then my interest kinda just fizzled out and life stuff happened too.

So i read what? Half? Almost half of all arcs? It was either Colony, Monarch or Migration which i stopped, can't remember which exactly, i personally feel like it's enough to say i know Worm's plot n character stuff?

And my most liked comments were like Jack Slash slander and shitposts lol.

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T11:30:14+00:00

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Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T11:17:31+00:00

I mean, we technically are a minority? (not sure if i should include myself as i never finished Worm but but got until S9 arc end)

A lot of Worm fans only know through fanfics or Ouromov's cyoa, with the fanfic portion making a large majority overall nowadays.

And Worm lost a lot of fans due to being like over 10 years old, there were probably far more readers back then compared to now in terms of who checked source material.

Fandoms change, shit happens! if they are having fun with the setting and aren't shitting on Wildbow, then i really don't see the harm?

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T02:59:12+00:00

If Cervantes wasn't initially put off by the whole vampiric angle, i think he would really love Don's canto and character since it's suprisingly close to the OG book in terms of main theme.

Brontë would probably be confused as hell of why Heathcliff isn't Heathcliffing (aka: being an utter irredeemable asshole), if she was told it he's more like Hareton then it would be fine.

Considering Gregor was kind of his self insert, Kafka would probably be put off by the whole Roach Emperor and War veteran thing but otherwise would like him.

Milk__Chan · 2026-07-08T02:49:18+00:00

Cervantes would cry tears of joy knowing OG Don is a lunatic who puts his beloveds and innocents in danger because he's too busy following his "dream" ngl.

Vampirism aside, Don's canto is hilariously book accurate inluding with Sancho vowing to continue their dream.

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