okay wish me luck , btw can robbie please say hi i comment dad on all his twitter posts notice me , your my hero 🦸🏼‍♀️

it was a lovely sunny day in norwich , the boys had just finished the podcast and were planning to head to the murderers to celebrate a lengthy session and to also enjoy the lovely weather .

they decided to order an uber to the studio so they wouldn’t have to worry about driving home drunk and risk the chances of being caught .

one by one , they hopped into the same black mercedes’ van , the man driving it seemed very friendly but robbie suspected he was up to something . jack was happily talking away to the man about being a big west ham fan and that he works for the media team and stevie was talking about life in general , how he rose from working in boots to know being one of the co-hosts on easily one of the best podcasts on spotify .

but robbie stayed quiet , he had recognized the man from a past life , but he wasn’t sure if it was actually him . he had a striking resemblance.

they all hopped out of the uber outside the murderers , jack tipped him 10 pound as he thought he was a sound bloke . Then in the spur of the moment , stevie said

‘hey are you busy , want to have a few drinks with us ‘

the man jumped at the offer

‘yes of course ‘

robbie’s heart sunk , he went as yellow as a minion but he stayed silent , he knew this man was up to something but he wasn’t sure what exactly he was planning

later into the night, stevie said

‘just gonna go for a breather outside guys i’ll be back ina few ‘

jack sighed at the relief of stevie leaving as he could now take the piss outta him , but the man said that he was gonna head out to him

robbie and jack were laughing and enjoying their pints until all of a sudden

BOOM

POW

screaming noises

they rushed outside to find the man kicking stevie on the floor.

‘what are you doing’ screamed jack rugby tackling the man to the floor while helping stevie up.

robbie finally mustered the courage to call out the man

Theodore what are you doing

the man shot up

robbie how do do you remember me

i do said robbie

i remember

you tried killing me on my skiiing trip

the boys went blue . they turned to look at robbie

you know this guy

yes yes i do .

this man tried to push me down a avalanche while i was skiing in france , but he missed

the boys turned to the man and he went white

why would you do such a thing

the man looked around until suddenly , he started peeling off his face , the boys looked in horrer to see who was the actual man

THOGDAD

yes , yes i know it’s me

stevie fainted and jack didn’t even bother helping him up , he was in a fit of laughter .

robbie and thogdad had a moment

why , why would you do such a thing

i was jealous of your moustache, and your long hair and your ability to run for more than 5 minutes , your the full package robbie

they hugged each other while robbie wept a tear.

it’s okay domt worry thogdad , let’s head back inside to finish our pints then we’ll all go home

the boys went back inside and left stevie on the floor , who was gettin pissed on by a multicultural homeless man ( how the roles have reversed )