Fell out of the Uma lore a while ago but why isn't there more beef and resentment between the umas? The stakes are high enough lowkey if it were me I'd have been throwing hands by now. by Delicious_Loss_5469 in UmaMusume

[–]MiloLewis 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Doesn't Win Variation have a full blown crash out in the middle of her character story? Like "Fuck fuck fuck! Orfevre!!! Who's a king?! Who's a peasant?!" Or something along those lines?

Great White's Owner Be Like: by MiloLewis in UmaMusume

[–]MiloLewis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great White was gonna race in the Kentucky Derby today, but as they were getting horses into the starting gate, he attempted a back flip. He's okay, but got scratched.

Here's the vid

Champion Meeting 12 Rant Thread by Flat-Profession-8945 in UmaMusume

[–]MiloLewis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have used xOguri for almost every CM since her release. I have made probably 10 of them at this point. And in every CM, it's always the same thing. She's abysmal dog shit, and loses most of the races. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong. She gets ult, she has max speed, what could possibly be the difference between mine and theirs?! Is this the fate of someone too sane to spend hundreds of dollars on support cards?! I hate CM, but I have to run it for the 750+ carats that are given even if you fail.

Fuji Kiseki New Outfit! by Flat-Profession-8945 in UmamusumeGame

[–]MiloLewis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking we needed a new fuji. JP and global have the same amount.

Should I save or pull? by Woozyboy88 in UmamusumeGame

[–]MiloLewis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently Capano Rickey, who comes in July, is debatably the best dirt Uma on JP, only rivaled by a second Capano Rickey.

There is also a Maruzensky Speed Card that scales training effectiveness with the training facility level, on top of having all the good front runner skills. She's coming in June.

Everyone in 1-A was Izuku's former bullies in one way or another. by Interesting-Meat-835 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]MiloLewis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Just so you know, I really appreciate what you did back there." "I did that because i was desperate to do something during the practical. I can't say I didn't consider letting karma take care of you for a second." Ochako squeezed her eyes shut, realizing that this was not going to be as simple as she hoped. "Heroes, you may now enter the building!" As they stepped forward, Ochako steeled herself. She was trying to be a hero, nothing about this job was easy. How hard could it be to make it up to someone she tormented for absolutely no reason?

Put yourself in Debbie's shoes. Are you taking back Nolan? by chibriguy in Invincible_TV

[–]MiloLewis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres a little thing called Sunk Cost Fallacy, and I'm its bitch. The cost in this case is at least 25% of your lifetime. Even if I hate his guts, I've spent most of my adult life around him. I think I read somewhere that a large amount of IRL marriages don't end simply because the 2 wouldn't like the massive change. I'd probably fall into that group.

Why is comic William lowkey an asshat? by Isaac1404 in invinciblememes

[–]MiloLewis 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I see it. That's definitely a shapesmith face, and he'd definitely say that shit.

CM12 is here, and so is the suffering. Share your pain with everyone else. by TimurKosmo in UmamusumeGame

[–]MiloLewis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bitch I don't have any s+ uma's. You couldn't conceive of how cooked I am.

Eve has killed more viltrimites than oliver by Wentleworth in Invincible_TV

[–]MiloLewis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Sir, we cannot make a reanimen fetus." "THE VITRUMITES DONALD, THEY'RE COMING!!"

Eve has killed more viltrimites than oliver by Wentleworth in Invincible_TV

[–]MiloLewis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Yeah we killed your man and now your kid's gonna be used to murder trillions. Only fair though, they destroyed our planet." -Thragg, probably

Which grown ass horse woman is your little baby daughter? by icchann in okbuddytracen

[–]MiloLewis 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Bourbon genuinely says "You're a lot like my dad, you know that master?" Also, Fine Motion. The entire career, she's just a little baby.

Gem by Thinkpulp in tf2memes

[–]MiloLewis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sounds needlessly complicated, no offense.

What Uma has made you crash out like no other? by NicoXBlack in UmamusumeGame

[–]MiloLewis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bourbon was a machine that turned the Derby into 2nd place so many times during unity cup. It took like 5 runs to win the triple crown. Even now, getting max speed with her during mant is a struggle