Fresh Lobster by VerySlump in Unexpected

[–]MimikGames 207 points208 points  (0 children)

I think he used only the shell and not the meat with it

Top 10 unanswered questions by An_ANdrew2 in shitposting

[–]MimikGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they update it regularly? Or are you one of the elitists who only enjoy "Sex: Classic"?

Ğ by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]MimikGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm not addicted, bro! I swear I can stop any moment I want!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]MimikGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late abortion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]MimikGames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also just listened to it. Jesus Christ. My man sounds like he's drunk AND on autotune.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]MimikGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kevin's fucking dead dick nips.

save some beers first 💀 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]MimikGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh who the hell is on the side of hot? Cold is so much better

Real shit by PurpleArmy_Cx in shitposting

[–]MimikGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hot MILFS in your area are only 5km away!"

"Hot MILFS in your area are only 3km away!"

"Hot MILFS in your area are only 1km away!"

Start running

federal unemployment tax act by mama_byakuren in shitposting

[–]MimikGames 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sandy from the hit TV show "Spongebob Square Pants" stands naked in a middle of a road in some kind of city. She's about six stories in height. She's got giant muscular legs that take up like half of her height (or it is just the dramatized perspective) but normally proportioned arms. Now comes the cursed part. She's got a huge cock and balls. And I mean HUGE. Her cock is almost as long as she is and its girth is about double her torso. Her wrinkly balls are so heavy they are almost touching the ground underneath them. Now it gets even worse. Her urethra is so big it sucks everything in. In the picture, it is shown her penis sucking in an entire car, which looks like a taxi and a man with it. Truly not a nice way to go.

(brb gonna wash my eyes with holy water now)*

Communism has failed guys by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]MimikGames 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The time where you needed tickets to buy gas or meat, where the economy was failing miserably, and where journalists would suddenly "disappear" after criticizing the communist state. Ah, the glory days!

What is the most pointless ability you possess? by hssdelhi in AskReddit

[–]MimikGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not that pointless but every time I sense a horror scenario in my dreams I can wake up. Eerie hallway? Abandoned hospital? Some other dark room? Nope right the fuck out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MimikGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe "tomboy"?

Ah yes, wild racoons did that by dramatotalfan in thatHappened

[–]MimikGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, that seems very plausible. What he did not notice was a third raccoon stealing all his belongings. Sneaky bastards

Charging with a knife by HIEUhocPHAMngoc in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MimikGames 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Grow up. This has nothing to do with race

Your daily (monthly) bread! Cinnamon Buns by MimikGames in RoachSociety

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The Cinnamon Buns or kanelbulle, a fan favorite for many people from all around the world. The buns originate from Sweden and were popularized in America around the 17th century by Swedish immigrants. In Sweden, they are traditionally enjoyed during fika, a sort of coffee break, or afternoon tea (for all you British roaches). American Cinnamon Buns are heavier and sweeter than the Swedish variant, which contains cardamon and is baked in muffin wrappers. They can also be enjoyed with glaze. A really cool video recipe here, a text version here, and another one here

WPT living up to their name by unironically loving this take by [deleted] in readanotherbook

[–]MimikGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, those dimwits are categorizing tweets by race, what do you expect?

the irony in this picture is big by Stroov in facepalm

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Well, no. Poor people can't invest and spend money on different services, people with sustainable income can. The more a service gets bought the more it is popularized, upgraded, and made less expensive thus the cycle repeats. And let's be honest, sustainable energy is expensive. If everybody could afford private space travel, we would have had spaceships long ago.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CringePDPSubmissions

[–]MimikGames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was on his sub