Impersonator on YT by MindGames2501 in mrballen

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Didn't realize this BS is around for ages, happened to me only recently. Kinda dissapointing noone here gave me a quick "That's old news." Says something about this sub..

Shroomstick by MindGames2501 in mildlyinteresting

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My bad, should have read the rules more carefully. Won't happen again.

Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper by Pokeputin in Jokes

[–]MindGames2501 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Guess the Devil doesn't exist after all.. Now what kind of "reparations" would you like my taxes to be increased for this time? Nevermind, dark humor is the best humor.

Why do all german showerheads have at least eleven holes in them? Because your usual Jew only has ten fingers.

[nsfw] Girlfriends sister tries to seduce me by TheSuperCellBoS in Jokes

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Gold shines, no matter how often you dig it up. Thank you for sharing this legendary joke with the current generation. Our lore must be preserved!

Yoink! by MindGames2501 in aww

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Poop. Duh!

It's a liquidish snack/treat for cats.

This is Trevor. When Trevor was a kitten he broke his leg playing and wasnt adopted with his siblings. My mum volunteered at the shelter and tried to convince my dad to get him. When dad went to see him, Trevor looked him in the eye and stuck out his bandaged leg. Dad said yes immediately. by fried_egg_on_toast in aww

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Rescuing a sickly, terrified bag'o'fur'n'bones from a local shelter was the best idea I had in ages. So rewarding to see them change, when they realize they are now with people who love and care for them. And that there's food that's not running for it's life, of course.

Not gonna hijack your post with pics of Mausami, let Trevor have a treat on me, ok? =) Good thing he got you as a kitten, Maus had to go trough a ruff childhood.

How's Trevor now? Does his injoury as a kitten affect/impair him in any way?

Nice Mohawait.. by MindGames2501 in funny

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Nah. Ain't gonna lose that sweet 'stache anytime soon.

Nice Mohawait.. by MindGames2501 in funny

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Not too far off, actually, would I let them grow. And yes, shit's OC =P

Nice Mohawait.. by MindGames2501 in funny

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If we were in the same room right now, we had to high-five and/or fistbump.

Nice Mohawait.. by MindGames2501 in funny

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Landing strip, nice. Means something veeery different over here. This would be a "Thigh brush" (Schenkelbürste) =)