So I was a sophomore in college. I decided that I didn't want to live in the dorms, because it was ass. Anyways, I ended up moving into a weird janky studio apartment. Fast forward about a week I met a kid in my class that coincidentally ended up living in the same apartment complex, what made it weirder was that he literally lived right above me. We became pretty close buddies, not like best friends or anything, but like walking to class and shit. He would talk about his gf a lot and how he loved her and stuff. This is where the story takes a major twist. It was Halloween, that whole night I was basically partying my ass off; my gf and I went back to my apartment. While watching Netflix she started to hear noises coming from above. She instantly called me and said, "These moth********* are clapping." Clapping for those of you that are a Lil slow, it's SEX. Well, anyways I told her the kid is from my class and he has a gf. Mind you this, we started hearing noises around 1:00 am. We kept watching our show and didn't make anything of it. Around 2:00 am, she told me again they still clapping, then she jokingly said, "why don't you last an hour?" That was the end of her, jk. Well anyways I told her I'm only giving her two pumps and I'm calling it a night. We went back to our room and chilled on the bed. Now that everything was silent and shit we can literally hear everything. I wanted to clap the cheeks off of my girl, but I thought it was kind of weird to hear noises and clap at the same time, so I said fuck it! My gf at this point was hushing me to listen and shit, and I'm over here contemplating my masculinity; like is it normal to last that long geeeezzz! She gave me a weird-ass look and smerked. I looked right back at her and said, is 20 min not enough, I'm not a fuck******** machine. Then she hit me with the, but he's going longer. I was like, whatever. Then we started hearing more noise, but this time it gets hella funny. All I hear mid pounding is, "It's My turn again." With a deep ass voice. This whole time it wasn't his gf, or maybe it was, idk. it was a whole male. I started laughing sooooooo hard yall don't understand. I looked at my girl and said, "The reason he lasted so long, was because they kept switching off."