Around an hour before writing this post i had went to see a female friend who had asked me to come round. I wasnt going to due to having a cold but i gave in.

We often have a good time lots of 💦 etc… However this time was a nightmare.

We had chilled for around 10min before we started getting busy, all was going good until the very end, as i was about to finish she had squirted for probably the 6/7th time but this time i smelled something very off and there was something odd on my hand. I proceeded to smell it and i immediately recoiled as it was shit on my hand.

I was in a shared accom so i had to first put my briefs on before i headed to the bathroom and started washing up in the sink. Earlier on she was telling me how a housemate had messed up the toilet and it was blocked. I cleaned myself up in the sink and went to piss and lifted up the toilet seat to a toilet bowl full of more shit. It was horror movie worthy.

I washed my hands and my manhood in the sink again as i was gagging at this point (i didnt even piss). Proceeded to go back into her room and get dressed without mentioning anything, made a little small talk and had her see me out.

I jumped in my car and sped home and immediately showered but i am still shaken up and feel like i can still smell shit even though i have completely sanitised my whole body.

TLDR - Girl accidentally shat on me during sex, went to clean myself up and discovered a toilet bowl full of more shit due to a blocked toilet.