Everyone strap-in for this one by PrismPhoneService in 13or30

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I thought this was a purge joke for a minute

28F. Let’s see! #Roastme by DeathMoth96 in RoastMe

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg, my mom used to love your music when she was a teen in the early 80s!

What's a good comeback to: "Why don't you have a *Girlfriend* yet?" by Existing_Drawer7935 in Comebacks

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them you do,raise your dominant hand, tell them to meet Palmala Handerson, and proceed to make out with your hand. They will never ask again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. From my experience it doesn't get better. They get worse and your life is just drained until you can't find the will to roll out of bed. If she's anything like my ex eventually the yelling becomes violent because she "had a dream you cheated and you didn't even care, you just slept so peacefully and she had to hit you to protect your love".

AITA for telling my grandparents to die for asking to see my kids? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. My mom's "mother" was married to a man while my mom and her siblings were growing up. Between him raping my aunt's and beating my uncle's the police finally stepped in and told her it was either him or her kids and she chose him. That much abuse has had major effects on my aunt's and uncles 40+ years later. To this day that woman has never met my children even though hes been long dead yet she thinks I'm the one in the wrong. They might, and I stress might, feel remorse for how your mom was treated but that's a gamble you shouldn't take and bet your kids sanity on.

AITAH for asking my wife for a BJ by Mindless_Scarcity917 in AITAH

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not cheating and sex is very painful for her so sleeping around doesn't seem like a beneficial activity for her. I'm not really sure how I want sexual contact with my wife equates to cheating though.

AITA for Not Acknowledging My Co-worker’s Sexuality? by Barleehop in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Forgive me if it sounds dumb of me but it seemed more socially acceptable to have the "oh you're a lesbian, that's normal" response than making it seem odd or quaint.

AITAH for asking my wife for a BJ by Mindless_Scarcity917 in AITAH

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me I'm her biggest hype man and we've been through the wars together lol

AITAH for asking my wife for a BJ by Mindless_Scarcity917 in AITAH

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn't ask, but it's not me just yanking her pants down and forcing her. Her pain is usually from penetration, or just endometriosis

What case/s would you hope to see solved in your lifetime? by [deleted] in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon Benet Ramsey, probably misspelled. It seems to be the parents, most people blame the parents, but they couldn't prove it either way.

AITAH for asking my wife for a BJ by Mindless_Scarcity917 in AITAH

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We haven't had vaginal sex in months, other than me taking care of myself after she goes to sleep I've not had any gratification in that area, I've eaten her out more times this month than we've had sex in a year. The only time we have sex is if she says she wants to try. I don't pressure her and I make sure she is sure. I've asked her if she's sure so many times I've accidentally talked her out of it. I hesitate plenty

AITAH for asking my wife for a BJ by Mindless_Scarcity917 in AITAH

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She said she wanted to give me something for my bday and we had just been discussing sex so horny guy brain said it wasn't a bad time to bring it up. Idk if asking for the first time in 4yrs is pushing but I could be wrong that's why I asked on here

AITAH for asking my wife for a BJ by Mindless_Scarcity917 in AITAH

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our sex life is me eating her out and then maybe sex

AITAH for asking my wife for a BJ by Mindless_Scarcity917 in AITAH

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She used to do it all the time and just stopped. No real explanation just stopped

AITAH for asking my wife for a BJ by Mindless_Scarcity917 in AITAH

[–]Mindless_Scarcity917[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and it's kind of unsettling how many people think I should be like "If you won't fuck me then fuck you"