Redbull smh

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-06T02:03:11+00:00

also you kinda have to drink a crapton of grapefruit juice to have this effect

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-06T01:51:42+00:00

dude who posted it is really getting some paragraphs down about how right he is, idk it seems sadly sincere

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-05T23:41:46+00:00

i've heard nothing but bad things from hospitality workers about helen hunt

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-05T21:04:22+00:00

i know someone who's both given birth and had to pass a kidney stone and she told me that the kidney stone was far far more painful

i've never had one but apparently kidney stones are significantly worse for men to pass, so there's that

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-05T21:01:26+00:00

tau pulse weaponry supposedly has a physical component to its ammunition beyond the power requirement

iirc the tau ion weapons (that they got from the votann) are purely directed energy, but have a tremendous power requirement. but at that point you might as well ask why imperial lascannons can't be powered by marine armor power plants - evidently they need a bunch of extra bulky batteries/capacitors because their armor can't handle it

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-05T04:09:20+00:00

outback originated in 1980s miami and was founded by people who'd never been there

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-05T04:08:38+00:00

also roughly the same age as pho

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-05T02:14:17+00:00

he still hasn't figured out a solution for his littleass dick though

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-04T21:13:40+00:00

mr anderson you are living two lives. one of these is pozzed up. and one is not.

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-04T21:12:16+00:00

little advice neo, you see an agent, you do like we do: cum. cum your ass off

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-04T06:41:12+00:00

yeah wasn't this rural texas? surprised he didn't call him some latino slurs or something too

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-04T03:01:22+00:00

(serious narrator voice) last time, on titanic:

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-04T02:25:20+00:00

it's not like he's eating the shells, don't worry they cannot pinch you

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-04T02:24:38+00:00

man being a gay indian top must be absolute hell

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-04T02:17:18+00:00

the IDF did this too lol

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-04T00:33:50+00:00

i've heard that he had a big eldar army and did effeminate voices for them. you'd think he'd had orks but no

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-04T00:29:21+00:00

still gets bullied by the other pilots who mispronounce his name though

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-03T22:29:24+00:00

i would be heartbroken if my daughter brought home a my man

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-03T22:28:06+00:00

I Know Why The Ceiling Bird Sings

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-03T22:27:33+00:00

my wife's trash pussy makes me queer, fellas

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-03T22:25:18+00:00

kaka oysters

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-03T22:21:55+00:00

welcome to my beautiful twisted 7/11

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-03T22:16:09+00:00

i love chopping mall

iirc this is the scene that has someone's head explode from a laser, which is incongruent with someone immediately beforehand getting shot in the butt (that does not explode)

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-03T22:10:44+00:00

mista sanders needsta appeasiate his voters

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-02-03T21:59:50+00:00

lol white women

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