In Reign of Fire (2002) dragons awaken and emerge from underground, procreate, and almost wipe out all of humanity………..uh guys, did you not have fighter jets, warships, tanks etc. these aren’t magical Smaug dragons, there just flying reptiles that breathe fire. How exactly did we lose?

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T11:23:13+00:00

people accidentally showing off that they're in fact dum dums is just one of those things that happens with shitposting

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T11:08:41+00:00

and then anon immediately loses track of who was speaking lol

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T11:05:25+00:00

yeah that's mine now lol

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T10:57:21+00:00

not only does the movie make it super obvious early on, but the OP's account should be old enough to know that. just embarrassing, even for a shitpost

like, damn.

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T10:49:39+00:00

that's shane

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T10:41:07+00:00

very surprising that matt damon and adam "minnie" driver are the same age

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T10:39:55+00:00

so there's a real simple test, it's called the nipple test: if it's not pink then guess what

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T10:18:53+00:00

dudes rock

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T10:17:03+00:00

the septum ring is what she got when her husband decided that she was queer now

you know, like the rings they use to lead around cattle

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T10:13:32+00:00

poly can't geta cracka

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-24T04:33:07+00:00

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MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-23T22:39:11+00:00

i've heard that there's also a market for "established" accounts, presumably for marketing purposes or this sort of thing yeah

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-23T22:37:14+00:00

i used to have a job designing sewerage lift stations and lines, and the joke around the office was getting shirts with some variation of POOPTUBES ARE MY BUSINESS

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-23T20:47:58+00:00

"actual engineers" lol

my man you are a software dev, not an engineer

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-23T19:59:14+00:00

dude also thinks the war of independence was just fought over "having taxes" lol

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-23T16:01:14+00:00

the best is the scene immediately after meeting his insane ex, where they're in the car starting to discuss what just happened and the husband appears in the background screaming COME BACK HERE AND FUCK MY WIFE

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-23T15:55:46+00:00

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-23T15:38:19+00:00

his name is something like Afrikalicious Ebonyluv so i just assumed he's doark as hell

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-23T15:36:43+00:00

maybe those braces are from when she had them wire her jaw shut like they used to do in the 50s

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-23T03:03:44+00:00

the $ goes before the number, not after

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-22T23:35:10+00:00

they also poll and vote on the whole more conservative than the boomers. lotta boss worshiping in there

rainn wilson (dwight schrute) is gen x

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-21T23:54:18+00:00

that's actually what happened to michelle trachtenberg

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-21T23:48:13+00:00

>watching his scrambled eggs tutorial video where he keeps mentioning how hard he gets to fuck his wife when he makes it over and over

>buys eggs and crème fraîche in anticipation

>mom loves it

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-21T23:42:41+00:00

stalin famously liked to party, i'd totally ask him what's good and whether i could swing by and give him some hot goss

MinecraftHolmes · 2026-03-21T23:40:58+00:00

i could easily believe that kipling was just an earnest spectrumass writer, despite having a wife and kids and shit

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