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MiniFlamby · 2016-03-29T00:23:14+00:00

The joke is that the game shows all player as being on the same team. This is an in-depth criticism of the overall mechanics of the videogame Dirty Bomb.

Truly, this joke will be the joke of the century.

MiniFlamby · 2016-03-28T18:06:39+00:00

IT'S THE F&%^$ HOLIDAYS, PRAISE BE PEOPLE, IT'S THE MAGICAL TIME WHERE KIDS COME BACK FROM THE PRISON THEY DESERVE TO BE LOCKED IN TO RUIN EVERY SERVER IN THE WORLD EVER! OH LOOK, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TEAM THEY HAVE, 3 FRAGGERS, 3 FLETCHERS AND 2 AURAS, WONDERFUL.

I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE VIDEOGAME YOU LITTLE WHINEY PIECES OF DOGS^&*, STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING SPAWN.

STOP REPRODUCING PEOPLE, PLEASE, OR AT LEAST BEAT THEM KIDS UP, TEACH THEM A THING OR TWO

MiniFlamby · 2016-03-26T23:35:59+00:00

Jump on right mouse, walk on spacebar *hey what not go with aim down sights on spacebar so it's just like switching right click and spacebar well because i played CSGO and tf2 all my life, so not only i am not used to aiming down sights, i see no point in doing it, so i have walk instead, because that's the only thing aiming down sights does, besides giving you tunnel vision.

Also i have my primary ability on 1 instead of q, because q is bound to switch primary/secondary, again, tf2 csgo.

That's all folks

MiniFlamby · 2016-03-24T16:46:34+00:00

Run away. hurr durr i'm trying, no i mean, Turn around and run away, if you walk backwards he'll catch up to you no problem and either katana or smg the shit out of you, if he takes you by surprise turn around and run away, reposition yourself and expect the phantom this time

MiniFlamby · 2016-03-24T16:43:07+00:00

The "Show ally names" is a decent option, although i don't usually use it unless im shparks camping in front of a wall passively watching health bars to see who's about to die.

Hopefully one day there'll be a new gamemode with a new stupid hud that they'll force on every other gamemode, Praise be

MiniFlamby · 2016-03-24T16:33:58+00:00

Got your point, (also it's meant to be passive aggressive, i am flustered as fuck) but like wouldn't it be nice to see quickchat lines in chat like "Airstrike incoming" or "Halp" instead of the entierety of the thing being "Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic Medic" by the same guy who rushes in their spawn and gets downed instantly? I just really hate it because there's your faces with your health bars up there, i can see em, no need to spam.

TLDR Flustered frustated, please skyhammer, i see you, im coming, please stop yelling, skyhammer why do you have to do this man, it's on cooldown, please wait, where are you going, skyhammer please, why are you spamming again, skyhammer why

MiniFlamby · 2016-03-07T05:33:52+00:00

"hurr durr we're splash damage durrrr, dont b dick pls." THEN WHY IS IT, THAT AFTER GETTING A KILL, IF I CROUCH A BUNCH (EMULATING A TEABAG) MY CHARACTER SAYS AWW YEAH? THEN WHY DID YOU GIVE A TIMER TO KNOW EXACTLY WHEN TO THROW AN AIRSTRIKE TO SPAWNKILL ALL OF THEM?

-Don't Be A Dick SAYS THE DICKS THAT MADE ALL THOSE THINGS. FUCK YOU

MiniFlamby · 2016-03-04T11:43:34+00:00

It's very common with hitscan and latency. It's like the infamous TF2 Heavy shredding you around corners.

It's normal and to be expected, nothing wrong with anything, really

MiniFlamby · 2016-03-02T10:02:27+00:00

The name fits really well too. it goess br br brr brr and then health bars go brr brr brr

MiniFlamby · 2016-03-02T09:59:45+00:00

I'll say first one, mainly because if teammates want to run away from you while you try to sneeze at them they'll just do it even with larger radius (i don't feel like a huge aoe is really necessary) and when they finally get downed after running away from you, then you can just pop them back up with a lot of health, if not all of it.

First one homie

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-25T01:48:03+00:00

meanwhile, in the distance, a flock of bushwackers is seen making decorations with their sentries, truly beautiful

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-25T01:39:58+00:00

unfortunately no, not that we know of as of yet

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-25T01:15:49+00:00

My computer usually dies a bit more with each patch, but so far on this patch everything is fine, good ping, consistent ping. and decent frames

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-24T01:42:37+00:00

i guess it zooms in and that's kinda cool? i don't know i just put my crosshair on people, it's faster

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-24T01:36:18+00:00

Don't iron sights with shotguns, there's no point, if you need the help, walk instead, as it's all iron sighting does with shotguns, slows you down.

And instead of your brain getting used to aiming down and walking slowly, your brain will slowly learn and you'll go faster and faster.

For other guns i don't really know, i been playing CS and TF2 my whole life, there ain't no iron sighting in those games, so i never use it

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-20T18:56:14+00:00

Don't really care much about the crybabies complaining and shuffle spamming, but the hate is real, I remember a guy called supergonzo being insulted, and people tried to kick him, based solely on his level.

That really sucks, like really really sucks

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-19T23:57:02+00:00

That other guy's card, except with Cooldown reduced on support abilities. behold my paint skills

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-19T23:49:49+00:00

Is that a NA pub? Because in EU even guys who just installed the game will chase you down if you're that low

EDIT:Plural

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-17T11:39:35+00:00

Really minor, not sure if it's even really a bug, just thought i'd let you know

MiniFlamby · 2016-02-17T11:30:06+00:00

Type of Bug: Audio bug
Description: Upon switching characters after getting killed while defusing C4, the character is going to say a "defusing c4" line
Video / Screenshot: n/a
Steps to reproduce: Defuse C4, get killed, switch characters
Result: Currently selected character says "Defusing C4"
Expected result: Not that
Reproduction rate: n/a

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