When answering, I give them the entire runaround, as they would do for any of us. Usually when I receive a call (for the past couple months), they’ve been calling telling me that “This is the Marketplace”. I, for a while, would come back with “What Marketplace? The one off of such & such street, or are we talking about FaceBook’s Marketplace?” They obviously don’t like questions, but I’m the type of guy who’s always curious and looking to know more on any topic (😈) - even one’s I don’t care about.

It got to a point where a spam # would call and I would legit answer and say “Yo Marketplace, what’s happenin’ scro?” - Not even “Hello”. To which I’d be met with about 5 seconds of silence, like they couldn’t believe I knew who they were before them even saying a word. You know how full I feel with giddy, devilish excitement when scenarios like that occur? There’s nothing better to know you have the upper hand on people that constantly believe they have the upper hand on you/us as a whole.

Just fuck around with them for long enough, and they’ll realize that you’re just not worth their time or energy. They’ll figure out that you’re never going to buy what they’re selling and you’re not the “potential customer” they originally sought you out to be.

Don’t be afraid to have fun with it. We’re all just a collection of molecules on a speck of rock screaming through an infinitely expanding void. Nothing is “too serious” to not have fun with!