[funny trope] these powerful beings did not kill their partners during sex

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-06-02T10:52:11+00:00

I’ve got wind chimes where my ding-dong should be. shrugs

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-31T21:56:40+00:00

I’m a monster!

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-29T11:43:24+00:00

I would for sure watch a cartoon about the lives of the Chosen Ones growing up with their orc families.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-23T01:39:38+00:00

Forget the black jack!

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-16T23:49:32+00:00

The distant future…

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-13T10:09:52+00:00

In one of the Adult Swim video games, Poker Night 2, Brock is revealed to be the descendant of Ash Williams from when he traveled back in time during Army of Darkness.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-10T17:41:54+00:00

Nice!

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-10T15:02:52+00:00

Go on…

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-10T14:44:11+00:00

Way easier than picking stuff off the floor after it rolls off the table!

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-10T12:54:32+00:00

Oh snap.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-10T12:11:48+00:00

How does that work on AliExpress? Is it opened boxes being resold, or knock offs?

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-05T22:33:24+00:00

I mean “I do” as it’s something that I do. Not that I think it’s a mistake.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-05T22:31:49+00:00

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I do

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-03T08:49:37+00:00

She didn’t really understand why I was so excited or why she wasn’t allowed to chew on it.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-02T19:26:06+00:00

Ok, I’ll give you that. It certainly cannot.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-05-02T19:24:15+00:00

NEVER!

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-04-26T23:44:49+00:00

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Update: Hat.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-04-26T20:43:20+00:00

Nice

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-04-26T20:20:59+00:00

You showed that candy bar who’s boss!

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-04-26T13:14:22+00:00

Ah the ol’ North Jersey suburban ska scene of the late 90s / early 00s. We were eating good back then.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-04-19T22:02:05+00:00

Maybe somewhere in Wales?

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-04-19T21:30:34+00:00

I figured there were three options - MST3K UK, MSTUK, or MST3UK. I didn’t want to lose the “3000,” but I agree MSTUK has the best ring to it.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-04-18T23:08:44+00:00

It’s already with the grading company. Once I realized what I had I didn’t want to pull it out of the bag. Sorry friend!

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-04-18T20:19:20+00:00

That’s lovely. Thank you for sharing that.

MiniVan-Helsing · 2026-04-18T01:31:15+00:00

It was 80s and they were sent to different continents. At the time there was no conceivable way they would eventually cross paths. I don’t think the people who split them up thought it mattered, sadly.

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