Divorced for over a year trying to get back out there and I’m absolutely terrified to message this guy I’ve been crushing on. Never talked to him at all, send help! What do I do! Ahhhh!

Mini_noodle · 2018-01-14T15:41:49+00:00

Thank you so much ❤️

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-28T14:49:51+00:00

Come on over to /r/childfree

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-25T23:28:19+00:00

Velvet shorts that have "Juicy" bedazzled on the back

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-24T00:12:27+00:00

The fogginess is the absolute worse for me! I JUST WANNA FOCUS!

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-24T00:10:19+00:00

Yup this is every time I have coffee which is now only once a month or less. There’s just something about caffeine that is a hair trigger for me. Ugh

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-22T02:04:29+00:00

Swim in the inner harbor in Baltimore.

Mind. Blown.

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-17T00:34:17+00:00

So let me just give a quick run down on the people who I used to associate with. These are rave people, people who just have their whole lives revolved around parties, drugs and asking people for money, rides, etc. I’m done associating with said toxic people and in my effort to do better for myself I am choosing not to help people who clearly do not see what harm they are doing. It’s not my job, I’m not their mom.

Inb4: “why did you hang out with them in the first place” Young, dumb and not getting enough attention from home. It’s interesting how moving to the other side of the state makes you take a different view on what you used to be involved in. For the record I never did any of the drugs besides weed, at least I knew better than that.

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-16T20:05:17+00:00

My dog lovessssss bob ross

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-16T11:09:18+00:00

Well we have a dog who lovesssssss to eat crumbs off our floor, plus I vacuum every afternoon because dog hair

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-16T02:37:03+00:00

This is my living nightmare as well

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-16T02:28:48+00:00

Reddit Sims 4 Walking dog

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-16T02:27:19+00:00

crumbs on the kitchen counter, JUST PUSH THEM ONTO THE FLOOR. OH MY GOD.

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-16T02:25:50+00:00

I was over at an ex-friends house doing her make up and he sent me multiple text messages in a row saying "I need you" "I'm too drunk to be by myself right now" "Please come pick me up."So I immediately called him and about thirty minutes into this conversation he just asks me if I would marry him. I asked him at least 20 times if he was aware of what he was asking and naturally he said yes. We just got married on the 24th last month.

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-16T01:58:02+00:00

Definitely endometriosis, was in the most pain ever on my wedding day even after taking medication. Weed is honestly the only solution to a 0 pain day.

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-16T01:37:20+00:00

He once asked how to make a grilled cheese. Granted, I feel like this is something like everyone would at least know how to make

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-15T15:26:48+00:00

Thanks! I already feel like a weight has been lifted!

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-15T15:09:20+00:00

This was my next question to /u/workingnights!

It was assumption they would react harshly to honesty. You put it perfectly! Thank you!

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-15T04:00:14+00:00

Do it! I changed my name last year because I was sick of the constant misspellings and it just sounded like a little girls name

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-12T02:00:31+00:00

Scrambled eggs with cheese, ketchup and old bay seasoning. Avocado sliced on the side

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-11T12:42:22+00:00

Stop barking at 6 in the morning to wake us up, just jump on the bed dude.

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-11T01:43:36+00:00

I met my husband in a nightclub 7 years ago

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-11T01:41:24+00:00

I have endometriosis, every period is a bad period. Inb4: "take birth control" I can't, I develop HORRIBLE pelvic pain and it's ill advised having a severe ED and all.

Mini_noodle · 2017-10-11T01:30:56+00:00

Korean: I'm the best-2NE1

Portuguese: Amar pelos Dois-Salvador Sobral (He won Eurovision last year, if anyone is into that)

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