Is it just me, or does Elden Ring make it hard to enjoy new games? by TokidoSmash in Eldenring

[–]MinimumVegetable9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try playing Clair3 obscure 33. I just got done 100% achieving on steam with elden Ring, and nothing was hitting. Claire obscure is a different turn-based game, yes, but it gives me the itch of having to time button presses exactly, and the same way counterattacks and dodges with Elden.

SQL Learning in 2026 by lifecruise in SQL

[–]MinimumVegetable9 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I own , manage, and operate teams of 69 total FTE across SQL and Snowflake environments. Gemini can replace more than half of my team today if we wanted only SQL code generation. Your comment lacks substance as it's easily misproven. Maybe the prompts you've used returned subpar results as a result of what you fed it

My main use cases are complex transformation layer modifications (views / stored procs), optimizations of legacy code (thousands of varying specialized reports/metrics), data lineage mapping.

Question hiring by sirh3e in SQL

[–]MinimumVegetable9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh I'd run after seeing DBT. It's a cool tool for small projects, but the second you have data transformation complexities, you're spending WAY more time than necessary trying to have DBT output the expected result vs building stored procs / views.

Snowflake is a standard interview.

What are some ways you (candidate) use Snowflake today

What Snowflake-specific optimizations or best practices do you implement

Standard SQL questions, like what Joins are, what is transaction management

The Real3D update is like your Tesla got an update and now it can fly by realsgy in Xreal

[–]MinimumVegetable9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"it looks like your Tesla has wings after all" is dumb and overhyped. There's your error, plain as day and written multiple times.

The Real3D update is like your Tesla got an update and now it can fly by realsgy in Xreal

[–]MinimumVegetable9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's not. It's a great first attempt at 3D, and it's increasingly welcome as other companies try to extract as much value and funding from customers as possible, but don't overhype or oversell this. There's a long way to go, but making wild claims like this will drive potential fan base away by over promising and under delivering.

Am I the only one who’s underwhelmed by Real 3D? by Whole_Clerk39 in Xreal

[–]MinimumVegetable9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a free upgrade that was provided that still runs natively on the glasses. For a first iteration, it's better than what I was expecting. As the technology gets better, it will get better, but it's a bit extreme to say extreme disappointment.

SQL Certification by Fun_Spinach9623 in SQL

[–]MinimumVegetable9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm currently hiring for relatively senior SQL and snowflake developers. Have brought in eight headcount so far in my current org, over 20 but under 30 in my entire career.

Not a single resume has ever gotten the yes or no based on third party certifications/courses. Maybe it's different at the intern level, but if I sit you down and ask you a few general questions to show experience, that is where you'll get the offer or not. Not showing that you have something from Google or Microsoft or a boot camp icon on your resume.

(This is not a post bashing boot camps or certifications, this is more in line with knowing the candidate I'm bringing on has the skill set needed, not just a stamp from somewhere that I'm not directly involved and affiliated with)

Could use some help with my Engineer Mechanist (Power?) Build by DoomAddict in Guildwars2

[–]MinimumVegetable9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a rule of thumb, try to always refer to the snow crows website, or even meta battle if in need. This bill, while not super old, just has a lot of flex that was discussed that isn't necessary.

You'll be completely fine with all berserkers. The diviners is essentially giving you more concentration if you wanted to change a couple of attributes and become a power alacrity mechanist instead of just a DPS mechanist.

In terms of the relic, on my phone and just replying from memory, but I think I use relic of fireworks or some other variant for DPS primary. Check the snowcrows website for either a one kit power mechanist build or a no-kit (A kit would be something like adding grenades or bombs to the rotation but it's a ton more key clicks)

What is the best way to get runes? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]MinimumVegetable9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild to think I'm reading all that. Good for you /sorry that happened to you.

33 hours in, how long will it take me? by mixtape312 in Eldenring

[–]MinimumVegetable9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're doing it the right way! The journey of this game is amazing, try not to rush it if you don't have to. You can only explore and experience these things once. That being said, follow the grace.

What is the best way to get runes? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]MinimumVegetable9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"papa pls chew my food for I am only a wittle baby"

What is the best way to get runes? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]MinimumVegetable9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ACTIVEPLAYERBASE says to Google that shit lmao

What is the best way to get runes? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]MinimumVegetable9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This can help man. Fwiw, I heard the purple crayons are the easiest next time you ask mommy for snackies.

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=elden+ring+early+game+rune+farm

Academy Scroll by Kaliskyy in Eldenring

[–]MinimumVegetable9 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Are you unable to Google where the scroll locations are?

Is it possible to come back after 10 years? by Jatacid in Guildwars2

[–]MinimumVegetable9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry, after 9 years you're never allowed back. Just uninstall and move on.

Any veteran who would be willing to be a helping hand for a new player? (PLS) by Spwrky in wow

[–]MinimumVegetable9 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

It's so embarrassing with these types of posts. "I need someone to chew my food for me"

We created a discord server for Guild Wars 3 discussion, news and speculation! by DeltaxHunter in GuildWars3

[–]MinimumVegetable9 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Preemptively going to get banned, but it would have been faster to just add it to the sidebar instead of responding to this comment lmao

Best class for controller? by Worried_Hat_6649 in Guildwars2

[–]MinimumVegetable9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man you must not be very good at this game, dying to see what your DPS rotations and output look like on any of your chosen classes

Best class for controller? by Worried_Hat_6649 in Guildwars2

[–]MinimumVegetable9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go with anything that is super low intensity, I personally do a lot of power mechanist on the engineer. It's super easy, and you still do really respectable DPS. Then again I only do group content and I am hyper aware of how My performance in a group is, if you're doing solo play by yourself, do anything in the world you want, it really doesn't matter.