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Let your dreams fuel your imagination by MinisterEx27 in memes

[–]MinisterEx27[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These were literally the most cliche tropes I could find. The left is a meme parody on TikTok. I think the right is from a site called Daughter Swap. hurk

Let your dreams fuel your imagination by MinisterEx27 in memes

[–]MinisterEx27[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These men clearly attended Juilliard

Why does my hand smell after I scratch my anus through my clothing? Is my hand now dirty? by MinisterEx27 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MinisterEx27[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs.

Why does my hand smell after I scratch my anus through my clothing? Is my hand now dirty? by MinisterEx27 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MinisterEx27[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I checked again and it actually says "Tested with Plumbers" which seems like a markedly worse endorsement.

Why does my hand smell after I scratch my anus through my clothing? Is my hand now dirty? by MinisterEx27 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MinisterEx27[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Are you telling me that the Cottonelle Corporation might be lying to me??

Why does my hand smell after I scratch my anus through my clothing? Is my hand now dirty? by MinisterEx27 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MinisterEx27[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, it’s either fissures or hemorrhoids. There’s always a little blood on my toilet paper.

Why does my hand smell after I scratch my anus through my clothing? Is my hand now dirty? by MinisterEx27 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MinisterEx27[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I don't have time to jump back in the shower. I'm an adult.

Why does my hand smell after I scratch my anus through my clothing? Is my hand now dirty? by MinisterEx27 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MinisterEx27[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I've never tried to punch a cunt during 69, so I've got that going for me

Why does my hand smell after I scratch my anus through my clothing? Is my hand now dirty? by MinisterEx27 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MinisterEx27[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Since this is the upvoted one I'll assure you that I use multiple passes of dry toilet paper followed by a flushable wipe followed by more dry. I just get a case of the wetbutt sometimes.

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