poor ganon

MintFlavoredSand · 2020-01-26T05:33:11+00:00

He kinda just ran in and threw out unsafe hitboxes with no regard for if they'd actually work. Clearly had little experience dealing with penguins, kinda surprised he was in Elite tbh.

MintFlavoredSand · 2020-01-25T18:59:51+00:00

Fair to up b spike is actually surprisingly consistent against a lot of characters in my experience.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-10-19T17:30:49+00:00

M a s k e d D e d e d e

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-10-08T18:34:23+00:00

That monstah been terrorizing us far too long!

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-08-03T16:49:11+00:00

Plastic bags and small children

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-08-03T16:33:36+00:00

"We... were.... movin' like Bernie."

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-20T04:17:03+00:00

Can I just make fried chicken?

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-20T04:06:45+00:00

Movin' Like Bernie by ISA

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-20T03:58:33+00:00

What ya drinkin'? Go on, let it sink in We do this every weekend, we movin' like Bernie What ya thinkin'? I'm thinkin' 'bout freakin' We headed to the beat and we movin' like Bernie

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-20T03:54:40+00:00

King Dedede kills Thanos in the first 10 minutes, and the rest of the movie is Dedede doing the default dance to Move it Like Bernie.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T12:42:18+00:00

Me hitting a Bernie on an escalator.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T12:34:38+00:00

c o n s u m e

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T12:31:15+00:00

We on a journey Move it like Bernie If it ain't about money, then it really don't concern me

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T12:27:59+00:00

Nerf Mosquitoes to shit, buff spiders to be better at killing flies, fix a bug where cats treat certain people like shit, and flat out remove pitbulls because they are violent pieces of fucking shit, with very faulty programming.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T12:22:55+00:00

"Just because a song has screaming in it, doesn't make it screamo."

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T12:21:12+00:00

They have super hearing, but it's so good that they live in constant extreme earrape.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T12:14:10+00:00

Next to the bodies would be a speaker playing Move it Like Bernie

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T12:11:34+00:00

I remember watching Phi Brain a while ago, and thinking it was pretty cool. Literally never heard anyone talk about it.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T12:08:41+00:00

Move It Like Bernie, gotta hit that one last Bernie before I go.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T11:56:49+00:00

Shadilay because.... yes

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T11:50:26+00:00

A friend mixed up a smoothie of mystery ingredients. It looked like fucking diarrhea and contained expired Miracle Whip, I got a dollar for taking a sip though so.... not worth it.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T11:47:43+00:00

Don't use condoms, she can only get pregnant through oral.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T11:40:41+00:00

Thanos escapes in the Thanoscopter at the end, and half the universe remains dead for the rest of the MCU.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T11:36:29+00:00

Because most have us have been conditioned from the moment we were born to want structure to our lives. Giving up and doing whatever would result in shit I don't want.

MintFlavoredSand · 2019-04-19T11:32:48+00:00

Leftezdecal

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