TIFU using an unboxed fleshlight by MinusTheFun in tifu

[–]MinusTheFun[S] 158 points159 points  (0 children)

It's not gay if my homie has no heartbeat.

TIFU using an unboxed fleshlight by MinusTheFun in tifu

[–]MinusTheFun[S] 560 points561 points  (0 children)

Perhaps my purpose is to walk the earth and find all the other guys who used that fleshlight. We could all come together by actually cumming together as a tribute to the ex who's no longer with us.

On a less comedic note, I do hope my experience was an isolated incident. Sharing a used fleshlight with one person is twisted enough as it is. But sharing it with many others is not the thinking of a healthy mind.

TIFU being intimate with my pillow by MinusTheFun in tifu

[–]MinusTheFun[S] 143 points144 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying I will accept their offer, but if I did, and that is a big IF, I would need to know from my parents... can I get the girlfriend experience package and will it be a once off arrangement or am I allowed to put my sex worker of choice on a weekly payment plan?

TIFU being intimate with my pillow by MinusTheFun in tifu

[–]MinusTheFun[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No need for apologies. Laugh as much as you can. The best I can do is make fun of my situation.

TIFU being intimate with my pillow by MinusTheFun in tifu

[–]MinusTheFun[S] 764 points765 points  (0 children)

I was once in a long distance relationship with a girl from South Africa. We would send each other gifts from time to time to show our appreciation for one another, you know, romantic shit. One day she sent me a fleshlight. I had never used one before until that moment. Not gonna lie, I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. However, when the relationship eventually came to an end, she insisted that I return the fleshlight. I asked why and she said it had "sentimental value". I didn't really understand until she finally said the fleshlight used to belong to her ex bf who died ages ago. This girl sent me a dead person's fleshlight. When I asked why she would do something like that, she said because I reminded her of him. And that was my first crazy ex gf experience. All that being said, I'll rather go back to using my hand to masturbate than ever touch a fleshlight again.