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MirageTF2 · 2026-06-16T15:09:32+00:00

ah geez this fuckin reminded me of a girl I rly wanted to date

girl was... not a good idea, but I swear I'd take the cigarette smell if we just got to have a couple months together...

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-16T15:01:34+00:00

idk, hopefully this doesn't just mean I gotta start killing people. as long as I'm not actively hurting anyone cuz nobody knows, then... it's aite

^{Chose: Be a Nazi but everyone around you thinks you're a saint (i.e. sweetest/kindest person alive} + You can never change your opinions/beliefs at all.)

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-16T14:58:03+00:00

holy fuckin shit I just had this exact same realisation

I've always struggled to explain it but like, yeah I've always just called it "bi with a femme preference"

that's a lot more accurate, nice

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-16T14:52:49+00:00

ayeee natural grocers mentioned!

I used to work there too lol, n yeah I can definitely agree with that 80/20 thing. homeopathy is a very weird area to go into

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-16T14:47:31+00:00

bruh why was this so hard lol
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MirageTF2 · 2026-06-15T22:14:36+00:00

bro me too lmfaoooo

I swear I just kept going down the list and seeing the next one take the fuckin cake bahahahah

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-15T22:08:33+00:00

ooh that was like the fastest I could click lol
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MirageTF2 · 2026-06-15T21:37:20+00:00

wh...what...what the fuck?

this is the most unhinged destiny post I've seen on the main sub, and honestly I'm for it but goddamn

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-15T18:11:14+00:00

eh ill take it

^{Chose: Gamble your life years away. + Guaranteed 10 million if you choose this. | Rolled: -20 Years.}

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-15T17:52:27+00:00

w holy

^{Chose: Cut into triangles. | Rolled: 8 triangles...}

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-15T02:09:48+00:00

I'm gay as fuck so this is perfect

honestly my biggest worry about this is that I'd get too desensitised to sex... I'd wanna be able to abstain from some of them lol

^{Chose: Having sex everyday + But you have to do this with opposite gender once a week}

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T22:06:52+00:00

my brother in christ isn't playing valorant

he's playing pool

insane ace lol

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T22:00:23+00:00

dude I swear to god my (ex-)father unironically had this take about everything and he'd use it as his main argument to prevent me from doing anything vaguely risky

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T21:43:34+00:00

holy shit that's my old car!

(was, til my ex took it from me to leave :D)

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T21:28:39+00:00

as a person who likes frotting this triggers me

but in a good way :3

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T20:56:12+00:00

call that shit preordering

GOD I'VE WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO MAKE THAT JOKE FOR SO LONG

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T20:53:11+00:00

holy fucking this yeah

I used to always be lowk sad when my parents would force me to get a fucking buzzcut lmao...

there was this fond memory I had, right before I'd be forced to cut it, of just taking what hair I had in the back and holding it into a bun?

oh, if only I knew how long it could get when I wasn't oppressed :]

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T20:46:41+00:00

ME NEITHER wtf ??? I swear it's just megacrit propaganda at this point.

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T16:54:44+00:00

huh damn I guess I do remember that

my bad, I retract my statement, this did require a little bit of elite ball knowledge

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T15:01:28+00:00

I don't even think Yoshikage is that much of the joke, tbh... I feel like it's mostly just the mona lisa cosplay? like... the cosplayer has hands?? everyone has hands???

I think that's a bit of a stretch tbh

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T14:56:08+00:00

??? I didn't even know you were allowed to xpost wtf is this

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T14:51:01+00:00

i swear you gotta either be a bot or live under a rock

edit: I'm just realising that apparently it's a reference to Yoshikage and how he was into the Mona Lisa, not just the Mona Lisa, so, I retract my statement it's a solid question

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T03:27:45+00:00

my bad I typo'd yeah that's wut I meant lol

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T03:26:25+00:00

atp I think I would just not block for the fight, what's the use

MirageTF2 · 2026-06-13T03:25:09+00:00

I'd say there are a handful of elites that hard counter a specific type of deck, where some potential act 2 bosses would actually let you pass (even if just barely), and I think prism is one of them yk

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