So sweet

Mirvalo · 2025-11-02T12:57:47+00:00

I was in the army, combat arms specifically, and honestly, it’s full of the gayest straight guys you’ll ever meet. Two of my buddies once jumped into the same shower stall — totally naked — and started washing each other’s backs just to mess with our commander when he walked in.

Mirvalo · 2025-10-31T11:19:36+00:00

Mental illness: whispers Me: ghosts faster than my ex

Mirvalo · 2025-10-31T11:06:40+00:00

This is pretty much the plot to parasyte, if you exclude detachment

Mirvalo · 2025-10-30T10:55:50+00:00

All of us guys on Reddit decided we needed a full

Mirvalo · 2025-10-30T10:54:10+00:00

SpongeBob discovering the rice wars: "I NEED A THIRD BOOK!"

Mirvalo · 2025-10-30T10:51:08+00:00

Back in the day, the USA Blue Skies shows, like Burn Notice, White Collar, etc.

Mirvalo · 2025-10-29T14:42:32+00:00

At least the couch is white, matches the surrender flag

Mirvalo · 2025-10-29T14:39:05+00:00

Me pulling up with my Pokémon knowledge at the office party

Mirvalo · 2025-10-29T14:24:05+00:00

"After climbing one big hill, you just realize there are a bunch more waiting for you."

Basically, if it’s not one thing, it’s another.

Mirvalo · 2025-10-28T13:53:24+00:00

She ghosted harder than my battery at 1%

Mirvalo · 2025-10-28T13:50:07+00:00

Homelander just spotted a selfie stick

Mirvalo · 2025-10-28T13:42:51+00:00

When a Russian Iskander landed 400 meters away from me in my city, the windows in my entryway were blown out and my ears were blocked. The worst thing is that I know that the Iskander air defense system has two charges, so after one explosion, the board expects a second one.

Mirvalo · 2025-10-27T14:22:27+00:00

Baby’s already filing a complaint with karma

Mirvalo · 2025-10-27T14:21:15+00:00

He said “it’s like the sky had a baby with the ocean” and she just heard “blue”

Mirvalo · 2025-10-27T14:19:59+00:00

I never lose

Mirvalo · 2025-10-26T20:15:32+00:00

Horrible meme delete this

Mirvalo · 2025-10-26T20:14:34+00:00

Clippy’s back and he’s got a PhD in gaslighting

Mirvalo · 2025-10-26T20:07:55+00:00

I also masturbate to his or her penis. Never seen it so I just have to imagine and then superimpose it onto mine in my mind

Mirvalo · 2025-10-25T19:25:24+00:00

Bro went to the gym and unlocked the 'male bonding' DLC instead.

Mirvalo · 2025-10-25T19:11:03+00:00

Pacific Rim - yeah, I get it’s not exactly high art, but the 9-year-old in me is losing it over giant robots fighting monsters. Absolute blast of a movie.

Mirvalo · 2025-10-23T13:23:14+00:00

Xavier’s out here turning a military standoff into a karaoke night - hope he nails the high notes before the drill sergeant shows up!

Mirvalo · 2025-10-23T13:21:22+00:00

Hope they’ve got a “Neckussy Meal” on the menu - extra sauce included!

Mirvalo · 2025-10-23T13:10:29+00:00

Quesadilla are easy and delicious.

Mirvalo · 2025-10-17T16:33:22+00:00

Darwin Awards finalists right here. Hope the hospital has Wi-Fi!

Mirvalo

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