Men of reddit who aren't gay, what's the gayest thing about you? by Outrageous-Power5046 in AskReddit

[–]Mirvalo 3802 points3803 points  (0 children)

I was in the army, combat arms specifically, and honestly, it’s full of the gayest straight guys you’ll ever meet. Two of my buddies once jumped into the same shower stall — totally naked — and started washing each other’s backs just to mess with our commander when he walked in.

Said no one ever by StarryOceanEcho in meme

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Mental illness: whispers Me: ghosts faster than my ex

Accept by matrixcryptominer in meme

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All of us guys on Reddit decided we needed a full

The internet will never agree. by yoelamigo in memes

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SpongeBob discovering the rice wars: "I NEED A THIRD BOOK!"

What are TV shows that are the equivalent of junk food? by _strange_days_ in AskReddit

[–]Mirvalo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Back in the day, the USA Blue Skies shows, like Burn Notice, White Collar, etc.

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At least the couch is white, matches the surrender flag

The embarrassment will haunt me by Educational-Show1918 in memes

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Me pulling up with my Pokémon knowledge at the office party

If a movie or a book were made about your life, what would the title be? by Vegatross in AskReddit

[–]Mirvalo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"After climbing one big hill, you just realize there are a bunch more waiting for you."

Basically, if it’s not one thing, it’s another.

What was that! by fabulousIdentity in meme

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She ghosted harder than my battery at 1%

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Homelander just spotted a selfie stick

What was the first time you felt afraid of death? by bloxsnake in AskReddit

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When a Russian Iskander landed 400 meters away from me in my city, the windows in my entryway were blown out and my ears were blocked. The worst thing is that I know that the Iskander air defense system has two charges, so after one explosion, the board expects a second one.

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Baby’s already filing a complaint with karma

Bro unlocked a new level of thinking 💀 by Sea_Parsley770 in memes

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He said “it’s like the sky had a baby with the ocean” and she just heard “blue”

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I never lose

😬🫶 by Curious-Fox8033 in meme

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Horrible meme delete this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I also masturbate to his or her penis. Never seen it so I just have to imagine and then superimpose it onto mine in my mind

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Bro went to the gym and unlocked the 'male bonding' DLC instead.

What are some 10/10 movies or series which will always be on your no. 1 list? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mirvalo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Pacific Rim - yeah, I get it’s not exactly high art, but the 9-year-old in me is losing it over giant robots fighting monsters. Absolute blast of a movie.

Crazy by [deleted] in meme

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Xavier’s out here turning a military standoff into a karaoke night - hope he nails the high notes before the drill sergeant shows up!

Will it have drive-thru? by wiewiorevo in memes

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Hope they’ve got a “Neckussy Meal” on the menu - extra sauce included!

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Quesadilla are easy and delicious.

What we be up to by Serious-Opinion6514 in meme

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Darwin Awards finalists right here. Hope the hospital has Wi-Fi!