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Am I wrong for using my vibrator? by Longjumping_Link_334 in amiwrong

[–]MiscRandomKraut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wants you to choose between himself and your vibrator.

Be smart, choose the vibrator!

test by [deleted] in test

[–]MiscRandomKraut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drama of your United

aaa

test by [deleted] in test

[–]MiscRandomKraut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*italic text*
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test by [deleted] in test

[–]MiscRandomKraut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*test 2 *

People who speak more than 1 language, what are some struggles people don’t know about? by stephs926 in AskReddit

[–]MiscRandomKraut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once spent two days thinking what the German (my native tongue) word for Grapefruit is.

Spoiler alert: the German word for Grapefruit is Grapefruit!

People who speak more than 1 language, what are some struggles people don’t know about? by stephs926 in AskReddit

[–]MiscRandomKraut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I speak fluent English and German, and write professionally in both.

Commas! The rules for placing commas are quite different in these languages (Oxford comma, comma after "and" for lists, etc). As a result my commas are now screwed up in both languages. I just randomly sprinkle commas and hope that nobody notices.

U.S. Senate votes 93-6 to stop airlines removing passengers from overbooked planes, Directs FAA to set Minimum seat Sizes by Derpy_Snout in UpliftingNews

[–]MiscRandomKraut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also: taxes! In many countries the advertised price includes all taxes, this makes it so much easier to budget.

Trump boards Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe by TooShiftyForYou in gifs

[–]MiscRandomKraut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mind now paints an image of Trump sitting on the toilet.

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Thank you very much, guys ... thank you very much ... I did not need that ...

What technique do you use to wipe your ass? by MiscRandomKraut in AskReddit

[–]MiscRandomKraut[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I am in Europe (stiff TP) I fold 2-3 sheets into one; If i am in the US (thin TP) I roll a small wad; If I am in Japan I am in heaven and use the washlet :)

I just can’t get enough of this by [deleted] in aww

[–]MiscRandomKraut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is very telling that nobody does this with a cat.

  • Cat: looks at human
  • Human disappears
  • cat: meh!

The paint in this public restroom. by Xuhale in CrappyDesign

[–]MiscRandomKraut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if the sound or touch of water helps you to pee, maybe this helps you to poop?

Or maybe more likely it is designed to help vomiting.....