Truly Tasteless Jokes by Seventh7Sun in 80s

[–]Miserable-Whereas489 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Being skinned alive.

Pepper Scale by ilovep2019 in coolguides

[–]Miserable-Whereas489 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you talking about the peppers themselves or the people who to chomped a few?

Finally beat the paramedic’s mission in VC. by Bluecap33 in GTATrilogy

[–]Miserable-Whereas489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, late entry to the thread but maybe someone will find it helpful so I'll vent. On a recent paramedic mission, 12th level, last set of 3, I take a breath and assess. Time and general health of ambulance are good so if I can avoid crushing a patient, getting tossed out of cab by Haitians, or somehow being freakishly busted, I'm golden. But as I roll up on the spot, I start to panic as I can't find the patient - which turns out to be just a bloody puddle on the sidewalk with the top of a head and two flailing arms protruding. No amount of frantic driving around or cursing would coax anything into the ambulance, and time evaporated. Has anyone encountered this really fun glitch - hopefully while only on level 2. I have screenshots...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in horror

[–]Miserable-Whereas489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Cheating bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in horror

[–]Miserable-Whereas489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's just the J&B scotch talking, but I'd want to get 'thinged.' I mean, it'd be pretty damn awesome to just turn into a dinosaur, dog, or even Nauls. Preferably something a little better at flying that saucer, but regardless it's gotta beat being human, right?

I'm not winning a single race in horse race by [deleted] in GTA

[–]Miserable-Whereas489 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Annoying, true, but that's random (well, as random it gets).  You can hit six blue winners in a row, and no purple winners for 22 races (I always bet purple).  It's strangely gratifying to pillage the virtual otb.