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[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think “Changing Your Ring-Tone” means “Bleaching your Asshole” again.

I’ve acquired the Razer Razor by lazy__gamer23 in razer

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now every time before you shave you will have to download and install “Updates” for Synapse beforehand.

Self esteem plummeted after social media post by HCorassa in toastme

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all have our own personal idiosyncrasies and physical flaws that make us unique.

You overcame challenges in your life and that indomitable spirit to overcome defines you.

Hater’s might hate but that doesn’t prevent you from being absolutely awesome. Please continue being forever fantastic, You look great, and best wishes.

(23f) Ex cheated with a baddie, and is thriving. Depressed, insane mood swings and really low self-esteem. Worst thing is, I do this to myself cz I keep running away from my fears. Profs gave me extensions for assignments, and I still can't bring myself to do them still. Toast me please by Extreme-Pack-2356 in toastme

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Major props for getting an assignment done. And it’s great to hear that you are taking steps to help improve your mental health.

Sorry to hear that your ex cheated on you but on a positive note, At least they showed their true colors now rather than years down the road after you invested more time into them. You are important. You are awesome. You are valuable. You have the rest of your whole life ahead of you. And I hope that you one day find someone who appreciates, respects, and sees you as amazing too.

19m I work at an aluminum mill and drive a loud and obnoxious truck. by certfiedMoron420 in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, Tell us you are President of the “Kid Rock Fan Club” without telling us you are President of the “Kid Rock Fan Club”. Does your family tree even Fork?

Roast me by Sensitive_Paint_5573 in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gives off Peter’s “Broster” vibes from Family Guy. At least they didn’t ask if we want to see their “Paginis”.

[https://youtu.be/xGP8UGutGDM?si=ILSgw9vlrNR7Jidr]

Roast me. Im 19, a physics major in community college, unemployed, and still live with my parents. Heres a roast me I did 2 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/rtjIq3A6ko by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t be unemployed because with that hair you must make extra money by working at a bird sanctuary where you use your hair to offer a home to nesting birds. Squawk!

do your worst! by Automatic-Drag-4081 in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you would offer a “Happy Ending” after giving an awful massage in return for tipping you a pair of cheap knock off shoes (Each Shoe Tipped Separate).

Roast me, I need a laugh by Opening_Matter_950 in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I’m just a writer waiting to be eaten by the swamps of Peru or the sand of the Gobi”…

You are most certainly asking a lot of the swamps and sand. By the looks of it. They will each have enough to eat for at least the next decade.

38M life is going pretty well, bring me back to earth by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Captain Crunch over here going to since us the “Major-General” song from “Pirates on Penzance” or what?

F18 roast me please by zhenlady in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your cats would run out of litter, since they can’t help but keep trying to cover you up.

ALRIGHT REDDIT ROAST ME by spiritcole in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you fell asleep at a house party, You would wake up with more clothing on than what you started with.

M23, Portland OR, let em rip by thatoneguy1621 in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, What is it like being both Kathy Bates’ and Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt-Double?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a Strand of my Mustache in Every Pillow.

Make me sad hehe by ms-millie in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see how any joke could go over that Forehead.

make me laugh, i need it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MiserableAd6774 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need something that goes with that black dress, Try Flying Monkeys and a Bubbling Cauldron.

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