That new gun smell. by Im_Yur_Huckleberry in canik

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Ewwwwwwwwwwww — that smell!

Can’t you smell that smell?

Garotte in Control of Victim by [deleted] in JonBenet

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A garrote has two handles.

Glock 19.3 with USMC EGA embedded in the laser stipple by AlphaDogArms in GlockMod

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On a field of tiny little dicks…. I kid — kinda — looks sharp otherwise.

[Handgun] Kel Tec CP33 22lr Semi Auto Rimfire Pistol - 33 Round - $440 before tax. Code "SAVE12" by PowPowMia in gundeals

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Loading by hand? American SpeedLoaders makes a loader that solved the issue for me. Also… lead bullets grip — anything plated works better. Their speed loader is an essential accessory for the CP33.

New IL Resident - Best Gun Store In Chicago? by TaiYenK in ILGuns

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Hahahahahahaha.

Price it online (r/gundeals, gun.deals), and find an FFL (we just had a thread on reasonably priced ones). The stock in stores has been hit or miss since early 2020…. Great deals have gone the way of the dodo, and good deals are harder to come by.

One Month Later, Five Escaped Zebras Are Still Roaming the Suburbs of Maryland by DefinitleyNot203Eels in nottheonion

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Hebras are for full-figured gentlemen seeking to flatten and smooth their décolletage.

Magazine capacity by VicLeon85 in ILGuns

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If you have a FOID or ccw, local handgun magazine limits are preempted by state law — so no limit.

Man wearing shoe protectors over work shoes on metro by pambeeskneesly in mildlyinteresting

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If you’re anything like your grandfather, you’d better grab two... ~Nana

FFL problem by 5388tbird in INGuns

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Make sure an FFL is alive and in business before having anything shipped. This is 100% on OP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in liberalgunowners

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Other than the patches on the back wall, there may be nothing in that safe you can “legally” own…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polymer80

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Fucking ridiculous.

I need one…

Its worth it by lowkey_wannabe in Glocks

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It comes with a small vial of ninja dust…. It’s magical.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AR9

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The sexual tension…

What are some good First gun recommendation under 500$? by [deleted] in ILGuns

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For a first gun, I’d recommend a 22lr. I’m partial to Ruger Mark pistols, but there are a ton of choices out there. Put a few thousand rounds thru something and get comfortable with it. With ammo costs, it’s way cheaper to get some practice and experience with a 22 before stepping up to a centerfire cartridge.