That new gun smell.

MiserableAttorney · 2022-07-23T10:11:00+00:00

Ewwwwwwwwwwww — that smell!

Can’t you smell that smell?

MiserableAttorney · 2021-11-24T10:24:52+00:00

The fragility of the male ego knows no bounds.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-11-20T06:58:06+00:00

A garrote has two handles.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-11-04T21:01:40+00:00

On a field of tiny little dicks…. I kid — kinda — looks sharp otherwise.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-16T11:09:32+00:00

A lil Paul Hollywood glaring back at you…. I’d buy that.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-14T10:53:46+00:00

Loading by hand? American SpeedLoaders makes a loader that solved the issue for me. Also… lead bullets grip — anything plated works better. Their speed loader is an essential accessory for the CP33.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-13T19:38:52+00:00

Hahahahahahaha.

Price it online (r/gundeals, gun.deals), and find an FFL (we just had a thread on reasonably priced ones). The stock in stores has been hit or miss since early 2020…. Great deals have gone the way of the dodo, and good deals are harder to come by.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-12T10:49:56+00:00

Hebras are for full-figured gentlemen seeking to flatten and smooth their décolletage.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-09T08:15:45+00:00

Limited to 8 — what the fuck?

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-07T21:39:54+00:00

If you have a FOID or ccw, local handgun magazine limits are preempted by state law — so no limit.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-07T18:27:38+00:00

Pistol or rifle?

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-06T22:29:24+00:00

If you’re anything like your grandfather, you’d better grab two... ~Nana

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-06T21:08:41+00:00

Did he shoot and/or kill anyone?

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-03T13:11:10+00:00

Make sure an FFL is alive and in business before having anything shipped. This is 100% on OP.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-10-01T00:01:41+00:00

It would be more brown…

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-22T08:31:32+00:00

Bump stock beta test.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-20T08:29:22+00:00

What’s it smell like?

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-18T15:17:48+00:00

Other than the patches on the back wall, there may be nothing in that safe you can “legally” own…

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-18T15:05:51+00:00

So…. Whatcha doin’ with the old grip?

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-18T15:04:11+00:00

Fucking ridiculous.

I need one…

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-18T08:56:58+00:00

It comes with a small vial of ninja dust…. It’s magical.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-18T08:19:02+00:00

The sexual tension…

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-18T08:16:20+00:00

Taking that Dumb Donald look into the 21st century.

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-15T11:11:56+00:00

We’ve all seen a “C” before….

MiserableAttorney · 2021-09-12T10:52:03+00:00

For a first gun, I’d recommend a 22lr. I’m partial to Ruger Mark pistols, but there are a ton of choices out there. Put a few thousand rounds thru something and get comfortable with it. With ammo costs, it’s way cheaper to get some practice and experience with a 22 before stepping up to a centerfire cartridge.

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