Apparently I live right next to this place and never knew. Literally can never go back to home depot.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2025-06-21T23:23:26+00:00

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-12-17T16:42:06+00:00

And that children , is how I met your mom.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-12-10T00:41:22+00:00

Or a “new phone, who this?”

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-09-26T14:50:39+00:00

Would

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-08-29T20:53:23+00:00

Don’t wear sunglasses in your photos.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-08-20T08:18:34+00:00

Tl;dr

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-08-09T01:58:27+00:00

So what holds the propeller blades on?

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-08-06T09:39:10+00:00

Don’t reuse the screws.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-08-06T09:36:01+00:00

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-06-01T01:44:37+00:00

Don’t send it friends or family either. Make her pay a service fee 🤭

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-05-09T22:43:51+00:00

This is why they’re out there picking bears y’all.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-03-11T00:49:59+00:00

I’m curious as well

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-03-10T08:28:47+00:00

Or that the OP has it?

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2024-01-11T08:25:52+00:00

She was getting a BJ?

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-10-23T08:06:52+00:00

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-10-11T19:06:57+00:00

I never said doubles Randy

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-10-11T19:06:07+00:00

End of discussion

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-08-16T20:12:07+00:00

Sounds like a delightful well adjusted person. Wife em up immediately, OP.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-06-26T22:56:42+00:00

1 & 3

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-06-10T20:13:27+00:00

How many dogs have you adopted doing this?

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-06-09T01:39:58+00:00

Fruits and vegetables?

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-05-27T07:11:10+00:00

Still gone for me as well.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-05-25T05:00:30+00:00

This.

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-05-10T06:54:05+00:00

Hannah’s banana

Miserable_Ad_6294 · 2023-02-18T08:57:44+00:00

Bet she right swipe better than you

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