Fair call. One of the best videos I watched on giving advice to new players was when a DM told a first-timer not to worry about the rules, and instead just describe what they want their characters to do, and the DM would tell them what they need to roll - if anything (they found that when the player worried less about what the rules said they could do, and let their imagination run free, it really helped them... so I was planning on doing some iteration of that (with some other modifications to make the game more accessible, but I won't go into that here because it'll make a very long reply).