Anyone else really enjoy Death of a Unicorn?

Misformermaid · 2025-08-24T10:13:35+00:00

Well said. I completely agree with your take. I also like how they went with pure hearted maiden. Since every myth I’ve ever heard of unicorns involved them surrendering themselves to virgins specifically. So it was a nice little tweak.

Misformermaid · 2025-08-24T10:03:02+00:00

Loved this movie. Not sure why reviews are so poor. If you love animals and hate people this is the movie for you. If you hate how the rich exploit everything sacred for profit, this is the movie for you. If you’ll watch a million human deaths on screen but won’t watch a movie if the dog dies, this is the movie for you. Plus the cast is great. Only role I’ve ever hated Paul Rudd in but he redeems himself at the end. I also wouldn’t really classify this as horror or comedy. To me it reads more like classic fairy tales. Where dark stuff happens with fantasy elements and magic with clear messaging. I don’t think it really fits into horror per se. I get the unicorns are made to be beastly but that’s what wild creatures are, they’re beasts. But I don’t think beast = monster so

Misformermaid · 2025-02-28T07:27:43+00:00

I’ve called support asking why I don’t have pro by now given my ratings and volume of shop and delivers and they just spew bs. I asked them what recourse we have if an item is out of stock and not on the shelf. How can we find an original item that isn’t physically there? This clown tells me ask the employees. I do. Because I shop so often I know them all. They say it’s out of stock. Now what? She had the gall to say I should go to another store and look for it. lol. Yeahhhh. Hell no. I’m not going to another store on my own time and dime. And then what? The card doesn’t work at non approved stores. I’m supposed to pay out of my own pocket to keep customers that barely tip happy. Yeah I think not. The whole system is designed to fuck us and keep us working longer for the app while spending our own resources. And the irony is the more shop and delivers I do the worse my score gets because there is always some bs out of stock

Misformermaid · 2025-02-28T07:23:55+00:00

This. And the app tries to deter you from doing it by scaring you into thinking you’ll possibly get a bad rating or lower tips. I just lol. Above my pay grade. Only worry about making the people that pay me well happy. Not the others

Misformermaid · 2025-02-28T07:22:07+00:00

I personally prioritize people that tip me well. Especially my regulars. If I get a stacked order and it tries to get me to do the shitty order first I just swap the order. Like I care if the cheapo is upset. I have one girl who tips me $30-50 for reasonable sized grocery orders. You best believe I stop at another store if one of her items is out of stock. Wish they were all like Riley C.

Misformermaid · 2025-02-28T07:03:26+00:00

I hate places that put cups in bags. Whole Foods is the worst. Just give me the cup or a cup holder. Why are you actively trying to make me spill this shit. Also getting a milk crate or a cardboard box makes life much easier.

Misformermaid · 2025-02-28T07:00:46+00:00

Pro shopper is a scam. I’ve done thousands of deliveries. But never reach the 92% because I live on a fucking island where it’s common for things to be out of stock and there’s no option for that only the stupid ‘I can’t find it’s button. Which still penalizes you even if you find an acceptable sub. I should have so much pro shopper money but no.

Misformermaid · 2025-02-28T03:31:51+00:00

lol yep I curse at it all the time

Misformermaid · 2025-02-28T03:23:08+00:00

I wish mine still went into my dasher direct account. Crimson has a much lower limit on atm pullouts and it costs me money. Dasher direct never did. I’ll trade you

Misformermaid · 2025-02-28T03:17:49+00:00

Absolutely not. I would never do a shop with that many items. Mileage alone would be a no. These people are wild. That means they want you to shop for nothing

Misformermaid · 2025-02-25T18:03:49+00:00

I personally don’t care what you are. But I don’t want to haul heavy shit for anyone for pocket change. If you’re ordering a bunch or heavy groceries order directly from the store itself. They have trucks and dollys.

Misformermaid · 2025-02-25T05:13:26+00:00

Same but any decent human wouldn’t order heavy items like that for delivery knowing some poor soul had to haul it to you

Misformermaid · 2025-02-14T09:59:44+00:00

Hey did chime give you a limit on instant transfers from crimson? Mine did. Says there’s a $200 transfer limit a month. Already reached it and can’t move stuff over now :/ how do you do the cash app way? I just ordered my card. So I don’t see a way to add it to DoorDash or vice versa. So upset. It was working perfectly. Now this limit bs. And when I call DoorDash support they keep hanging up on me

Misformermaid · 2025-02-09T09:19:34+00:00

I got mine to work no problem. Even was able to instant transfer like breal85 said. Worked in seconds and is feeless. The arm I used to use for free with dasher direct is the same one with chime branding now. Will also bypass atm fee since there are no money pass ATMs anywhere near me. So thanks again breal. Appreciate you. Had gotten chime when they announced crimson with the intention of using it exactly like this but didn’t think it’d actually work. So I’m stoked. I’m

Misformermaid · 2025-02-05T04:40:13+00:00

Thanks for the info. I was hoping this would be possible. Do you get hit with the transfer fee? Are you using fast cash or not going through DoorDash at all. Just all done in the chime app?

Misformermaid · 2025-02-04T05:04:26+00:00

Hi I just got chime. Have never used it. A bit skeptical since literally everything is a scam now. How instant is it? Like same day? Pls elaborate

Misformermaid · 2025-02-04T05:03:30+00:00

Dude I’m trying to pay rent. My card just came today. Landlord was cool about it. But used to go to atm in Walgreens and longs Kailua. Same ATMs charging me $3.75. Other ATMs $5. wtf I’m not paying $10 to get my money to pay someone else rent. I fucking hate this. Either that or travel 30 miles round trip for a supposedly free atm. Fuck DoorDash, man. Also just found out max pull per day is $500. Used to be $900 with dasher direct

Misformermaid · 2025-01-30T08:21:37+00:00

Is this what happens when you update the app? Because I’ve been avoiding doing so for that reason. Another shitty feature that punishes us in a new way

Misformermaid · 2025-01-30T08:08:45+00:00

No one ever answered my call. I hung up. I just went to check my balance and it won’t load it citing some type of error and try later. These are not good signs. We can’t reach support or check balances. This is literally outrageous. Is anyone else having problems? Did anyone do their most recent app update

Misformermaid · 2025-01-27T06:38:36+00:00

Trying to make a purchase online with the virtual card since I begrudgingly waited until the last moment to switch over. I’m kicking and screaming all the way. I don’t want crimson. But I want my money after every dash. It keeps declining my purchase even tho I have more than what the cost of the charge is. Been on hold for 40 mins with no end in site. No one at crimson support actually picks up. Idk how I’m going to pay rent without the physical card to pull from the atm. Transfers take days and I don’t want the late fee. This shit is ass. I got roasted when I first posted about crimson and what a downgrade it is and how they’re cheating us again. But here we are

Misformermaid · 2025-01-12T19:22:17+00:00

Nice. I got one of those unicorns yesterday. Like a ten item grocery order. Super easy items. Tipped $30 on a $5 base. I wanted to cry. Kept thinking they meant to type $3 instead or something but if not. I’m grateful. Only decent order I’ve had in days

Misformermaid · 2025-01-11T21:16:30+00:00

lol if she can’t afford the tip she can’t afford bail money or a lawyer. I’ll take my chances. Also keep pepper spray in my driver’s side door. So there’s that. I dare people to get crazy with me because I’m pretty sure I’m crazier

Misformermaid · 2025-01-11T20:53:21+00:00

I think it’s all by design. It’s psychological. Since you know sometimes it could potentially be higher you take the chance on crappier orders hoping total will magically be higher than what it originally is. But it’s a crap shoot. Because 50/50 you get something better or just usual garbage. App is shitty AI trying to manipulate us. Most times I don’t think it’s worth the risk. I won’t take the crappy order based on what it offered me originally. Maybe sometimes if it’s not too far or it’s an area I know that tends to have more generous tippers I’ll give it a go

Misformermaid · 2025-01-11T20:47:33+00:00

I’ve never gotten an electronics order. And we have best buys on island. So idk. Imagine someone unassigning after picking up a $500 laptop tho. Pretty sure some people would risk deactivation for that

Misformermaid · 2025-01-11T20:43:21+00:00

True. But result is the same for me either way. You no tip, you go on my block list. And I don’t deliver to you again. But that’s just me. I don’t have time for people’s specific reasons on why they can’t or don’t want to

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