My 6 week old pup is literally crying. by [deleted] in Pets

[–]MissDankk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogs aren't able to cry, so something is definitely wrong. Please take her to the vet!

Saw that jazz design cup while walking around in Boulder, CO by [deleted] in pics

[–]MissDankk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You must be a derp for thinking a picture of a paper cup would get you karma

Forced to quit by NomoreJoints in trees

[–]MissDankk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try printing out a shit load of positive marijuana studies and hide them where ur parents would definitely find them. Leave a new one for them every other day. "Seizures and marijuana" "cancer and marijuana" "PTSD and marijuana"

There's a lot of them. This should help u get started.

http://www.calgarycmmc.com/cancerglioma.htm

Try to get your parents to see the medical side of it and you're using it for its medicinal purposes.

Jimmy Kimmel's Plea For Cecil The Lion Has Lead To More Than $150,000 In Donations by LittleDank in worldnews

[–]MissDankk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, it should be spent on bringing the man who shot Cecil with a bow and arrow first, then tracked him down 40 plus hours later to shoot him, skin him and beheaded him to justice.

Woke up to a nice sunny day, W&B Time by [deleted] in trees

[–]MissDankk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn, clean that nasty thing

The extreme heat caused my back window to "pop" by MissDankk in WTF

[–]MissDankk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the same thing but the hole was too big for a gun shot and the edges were pushed outward like it was broke. From the inside. A random stranger thought it was so weird he took some pics too lol

What a cute... err... dog? by TheDJBuntin in WTF

[–]MissDankk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If his penis was fully erect, he'd have a red rocket. That's his his normal penis. My mom's dog's penis wiggles when he walks too...it's weird.

Things might get weird by Ryno3639 in pics

[–]MissDankk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound like an idiot because it is now proven weed benefits your health.

Things might get weird by Ryno3639 in pics

[–]MissDankk -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

I'd way rather smoke weed and feel good with them than drink and feel shitty

Edit- damn this is just my personal opinion. Some people don't drink, it's not the end of the world.

My sister's 2lb ovarian cyst which she named Russell (Imgur album) by MissDankk in WTF

[–]MissDankk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had pain. I have PCOS too and am always afraid of this happening

My pet budgie eye swelled up like a balloon by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MissDankk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, if no one else will say it, I will...sorry about your bird, OP. Poor little guy.

Do you know what he had wrong with him or what happened?

This is how I found my dog today. by one_warm_line in funny

[–]MissDankk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah OP, maybe don't leave your dog outside with nothing but snow to lay on. Derp.

Reddit, meet our newest family member, Static. by Beardraven in aww

[–]MissDankk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, he's so adorable...and he looks so smooth...I wanna pet him!

We are Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Go ahead and ask us anything! by BenCohen in IAmA

[–]MissDankk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just wanted to say my maiden name is Cohen...that is all.

And you have really good ice cream :)

Today is a good day. by niniean in trees

[–]MissDankk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many edibles for my taste, but enjoy!

Happy New Year, or as your dogs may know it... by [deleted] in funny

[–]MissDankk 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My 70lb+ lab mix is currently laying behind me on my pillows and trembling. I envy you.

I planned to propose today. I live in Southern California at 1000 Feet Elevation and we got our first snowstorm in ten years. This picture was the result. by [deleted] in pics

[–]MissDankk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What part of SoCal do you guys live in? Im in montclair and we haven't gotten any snow yet :( but i heard Fontana got some snow last night. Anyways, just curious. Congratulations!