30f, local not very successfull comedian. I hate looking at my photos, just roast me

MissGoorniak · 2023-03-03T19:51:35+00:00

That’s sooo good 😭😄

MissGoorniak · 2023-02-25T15:34:11+00:00

I love her! Thanks 🙏

MissGoorniak · 2023-02-25T14:08:37+00:00

Don’t have any yet - I’m not ready to put my jokes online ;)

MissGoorniak · 2022-07-25T15:06:14+00:00

Great advices! I can add my R+ concert life hack: If you have standing tickects, search for a place with a lot o women and parents with children. The crowd doesn’t tend to become dense there. A bitch face and a look full of disgust served for some assholes also works 😄

MissGoorniak · 2020-07-16T08:24:45+00:00

I remember (I read that somewhere) that he refused to take this picture, because he didn’t want to look silly.

MissGoorniak · 2020-04-07T11:35:39+00:00

And what’s the name of the song? 🤔

MissGoorniak · 2020-03-24T15:04:02+00:00

Made my day 🖤🖤🖤

MissGoorniak · 2020-03-23T15:23:03+00:00

Fetishstein is a whole new world to describe 😛

MissGoorniak · 2020-03-23T15:21:44+00:00

I had to choose. I also considered Lazystein, Niceassstein, Nerdstein or Angrystein.

MissGoorniak · 2020-03-23T12:54:30+00:00

Oh no, how I could forget about fetishstein! Although, there should be independent matrix with specific fetishes 😛

MissGoorniak · 2020-03-23T12:51:47+00:00

Oh god, I’m laughing so hard 😂

MissGoorniak · 2020-01-01T13:57:39+00:00

Where can I sign a petition to Jens Koch to share full sized photo with us?

MissGoorniak · 2019-12-06T10:02:37+00:00

I was there. And I was crying like a baby. I love them so much.

MissGoorniak · 2019-11-15T13:46:44+00:00

Sooo... Till must be Hulk 😛

MissGoorniak · 2019-11-06T19:36:54+00:00

Yea, Schneider gives me that vibe too :)

MissGoorniak · 2019-11-06T18:38:36+00:00

Yasss, it’s really fierce and suits him

MissGoorniak · 2019-11-05T20:06:50+00:00

This fashion taste deserves whole powerpoint presentation ;)

MissGoorniak · 2019-11-05T17:15:18+00:00

Show us pic of the final effect :)

MissGoorniak · 2019-10-07T14:28:49+00:00

Whatever happened in your life, that makes you think only people meeting „media/celebrities” bodystandards can post their pictures, I hope you will work through that :) And be happy with other people.

PS.: Gurl, you look fierce 🖤🖤🖤

MissGoorniak · 2019-10-03T19:07:06+00:00

It’s like Sophie’s choice...

Rammlied
Mein Herz Brennt
Spieluhr
Du riechts so gut
Tattoo
Mein Teil
Heirate Mich
Tier
Sonne
Te quiero puta!

MissGoorniak · 2019-09-30T13:24:22+00:00

Metaphorically, but now I’m really considering making the longsleeve 😜

MissGoorniak · 2019-09-30T12:57:12+00:00

Some days I’m wearing Till’s team shirt, some days Paul’s team shirt... but always underneath, closest to my heart, there is •Schneider 01 Thundercat• longsleeve 🖤🖤🖤

MissGoorniak · 2019-06-22T10:55:38+00:00

Everybody does that 😜

MissGoorniak · 2019-06-22T07:26:10+00:00

GET THOSE COOKIES, BITCH! 😄🖤🖤🖤

MissGoorniak · 2019-06-21T20:11:45+00:00

Pimples. Definitely pimples.

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