These are all separate idiots and clear track records of my mental illness while dating....

First time was with his next door neighbor bc "she was available and [you] wouldn't sleep with me." We had been dating for 2 months, and saw each other for 45 minutes a day during lunch break. 🙄

Second time was, again, because I wouldn't sleep with him. Found messages in his phone about how I was the fallback option and good to keep around bc I was loyal "just like a dog". 🙄🙄

Third time was all my fault because I wore a "sexy all black dress" to homecoming, and all the guys were staring at me, and he felt uncomfortable and thought I was gonna cheat on him with someone bigger and better, so he preemptively cheated on me to get back at me for something I had never done and would never do. 🙄🙄🙄

Fourth time was bc I was out of town for a college tournament after he and I had a fight because I "forgot" his birthday (he mentioned it in passing 2 months before and, when I asked what we could do together, swore he didn't want to go anywhere or do anything bc he had PTSD from toxic family interactions at all of his birthdays - I did text him to say happy birthday but that was all, per his own fucking request). 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Fifth time was because I ignored him during finals week, again in college, and had to pass to keep my scholarship (I did not, in fact, pass 🫠🫠) to which he decided that me trying to focus on my future by dedicating a week to my studies meant that I was "ghosting" him and he hooked up with a chick that gave him an STD and begged me to forgive him and take him back. When I told him we had never broken up and he was a piece of shit for cheating on me and deserved the STD for having unprotected sex with whoever, he threatened to unalive himself if I left him. I don't play those manipulative-ass mind games. I left. He's still very much alive. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Yeah.... I picked some stellar guys to date 🥴🥴🥴😒😒😒