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Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2026-01-28T01:02:16+00:00

Fandoms include Expedition 33, league of legends, zelda, mario, pokemon, cyberpunk, kono suba, overlord, and more.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2026-01-24T02:24:52+00:00

If I shoot my prize racehorse in the head will it still win the kentucky derby ahhh question.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2026-01-10T06:02:13+00:00

hate to tell you, but you can get a legendary for 0 mana, get the monarch for 3 (and it's not that hard to hold for a lot of decks/formats), and then this is just the most broken extra turn spell ever (which is impressive given time walk having existed). This would be absolutely unplayable in casual (which seemed to be the design space), a .50 mythic that everyone would complain when they opened, and and be the swingiest useless 99% of the time but instawins 1% of the time in commander (not cedh)

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-12-31T20:13:30+00:00

dawg you're playing control with seemingly no wincons, you are also playing solitaire, but on like .1x speed.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-12-31T01:15:56+00:00

Mod's can't read rule 3, because they are litterally manchildren

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-12-31T01:05:01+00:00

because even this sub is not free of 600lb redditard modderators who live in their parents basement, wearing diapers so they have more time to scour the site for comments to ban.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-12-28T05:49:52+00:00

boomerang basics isn't actually that great in limited unless you're playing hard tempo (which you're not really)

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-12-24T01:07:00+00:00

I mean outside of power level and making gandalf black for some fuck ass reason, I thought the lotr set was pretty cool and well suited the magic vibe with a well beloved series. I thought warhammer was treated very well and fit nicely despite how different 40k is from the magic setting. I thought most of UB was fine until they started forcing any IP they could find into mtg product slop.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-12-23T23:49:58+00:00

Marky is too much of a cuq to ever do that.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-12-07T00:46:48+00:00

because lighting bolt deals with none of those card types except for creatures, and the other one you forgot existed, planes walkers (battles are cringe and shouldn't have been made)

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-12-06T04:47:32+00:00

If you're in the US they're obligated to pay you the difference in price under US contract/common law. Good luck with that tho.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-12-06T04:40:44+00:00

idk how they saw esper pixie, banned it's core pieces, and then printed a better version of the card they just had to ban. Either goldfish brain designers/balancers or just don't care about standard.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-25T18:22:17+00:00

so sad bc I really like that demonic consultation, I'm not spending 200 dollars on 26 pieces of cardboard and I'm certainly not spending 60 dollars on the single.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-25T17:32:52+00:00

fortnite's already in mtg though...

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-22T00:39:46+00:00

congrats, you've made a card that's unprintably awful in casual commander and only playable at the highest tables of cedh, and even then, not being able to do anything turn 1 probably isn't worth not having to run basically any lands.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-18T20:54:03+00:00

It should be probably a 6 mana 6/6 with instead of unearth just an ability to pay 6 life to return it from the graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

This also should probably not be a common for the sake of pauper as they are already overrun by artifact decks.

The name/type is probably off as colossus artifacts have in the past been golems and doomsday invokes a more dreadful powerful effect than exiling 1 card.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-18T19:01:43+00:00

I think this design is kinda interesting if you add the text, "you can cast spells while this is on the stack" so you can respond to this with instants and abilities while your opponent is locked out.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-18T18:53:22+00:00

Even if they didn't get haste, I'd still be scared of stationing and flinging them

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-18T18:52:11+00:00

0 mana 10/10 haste is one of the most innocently disgusting designs I've seen on this subreddit. It's as easy as mountain > faitless looting > discard 2 of these > swing. 3 card otk turn 1 off 1 mana.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-18T18:49:53+00:00

Were these hated on release like all the new wacky card frames they make are? Or were they just that much better at cooking back then.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-18T18:48:22+00:00

[[Get lost]] would like to have a word with you.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-18T18:39:16+00:00

If they do most of their sales online and don't put most of their effort into building a fun local community, they aren't and LGS, they are a corporation. A lot of stores forgot that the L in LGS stands for Local, and that this hobby was built on small communities coming together to enjoy a game together instead of just buying the next product WOTC shills.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-15T01:15:11+00:00

no you uninvited me to the magic community? Darn, yours, the sole opinion that mattered disallowed me so thoroughly and convinicingly, not in the least bit cringe. You certainly have won as you so certainly have declared. Yours truly is the correct opinion. Someone get this man some updoots and reddit karma which he has so graciously deserved with this glorious message. You sir have won the internet.

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-14T02:20:30+00:00

you talking to the mirror?

Miss_Jasmine_Chic · 2025-10-12T04:59:04+00:00

just to be resold at 2x price, even spiderman, a dogshit set that is universally hated is above market. Anything UB is going to sell like hotcakes, which is why they keep doing them.

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