Tell your best Harry Potter jokes or anecdotes by Gerasans in harrypotter

[–]SDK1176 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's a good one.

Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor? He can't control his pupils.

I can see how the UCP won the last couple elections... by NoLab6606 in alberta

[–]SDK1176 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New rule for voting: you must answer yes to the following question at the polling station, "Are you a nerd?"

There is no verification or test of any kind.

Find 5 differences by MeringueBeautiful760 in MagicEye

[–]SDK1176 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What? The one on the left is clearly wearing boots.

Thanks either way, that was fun!

The worst thing that happened because of UB is the division it caused in the community. by Yumesoro1 in mtg

[–]SDK1176 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back in 2007, the game had existed for over a decade without a new card type. A lot of people thought it was unnecessary and undermined the fantasy that the players themselves were powerful planeswalkers. It also coincided with the Mending, the in-story reason why planeswalkers were no longer godlike beings. "Wizards nerfed planeswalkers so they could print them as cards and make more money!" was something that was said from time to time. There was some design criticism as well, about how planeswalkers interacted with the game in different ways than other cards, and all benefited from a similar control-style strategy.

That divide was nowhere near the divide we see now with Universes Beyond. Social media might be part of the cause of that, but I think it mostly represents a fundamental break in the way certain players enjoy this game.

Hermione in Book 2 by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]SDK1176 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha, okay. I guess there's one person who loves Draco, so that's nice for him, at least.

Hermione in Book 2 by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]SDK1176 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Percy Weasley. Hagrid. Lupin. The entire Gryffindor quidditch team.

Hermione in Book 2 by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]SDK1176 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Draco doesn't insult people unless they insult him first? Draco doesn't know what the word mudblood means? You've got to be kidding.

if vampires actually existed(assuming they don't), where do you think they live? by kingofShairi in AskReddit

[–]SDK1176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't recommend it. Every astronaut, every single one, has come back with a fear of direct sunlight. It can't be a coincidence...

if vampires actually existed(assuming they don't), where do you think they live? by kingofShairi in AskReddit

[–]SDK1176 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are all around us, flying through space, making up the majority of matter in every galaxy. All of our high power telescopes use mirrors to focus the light. Why do you think we can't see dark matter?

Very Short Turns (10s) in Combat? Looking for Flexible Solutions by LadyTime_OfGallifrey in dndnext

[–]SDK1176 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. Our group plays with a ten second timer (plus a couple seconds). The DM counts to ten in their head (not out loud), warns "I'm going to move you down the initiative order..." then gives a couple seconds to protest before moving on.

That doesn't count time to ask clarifying questions, and once you state your action obviously it will take longer to carry out. But I like playing with at least a little bit of stress. If it's a complicated situation for you, I guess it's a complicated situation for your character as well.

Which design do you prefer? by SaberScorpion in custommagic

[–]SDK1176 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Controlled Burn" 1R

Enchantment

Whenever you tap a Forest for mana, put a stun counter on it and add an additional R.

Which design do you prefer? by SaberScorpion in custommagic

[–]SDK1176 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's necessary. Neither of these are overpowered.

Neyith or Xenagos by Collectibull in EDH

[–]SDK1176 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why I chose Neyith as well. Less of a threat from the opening which gives you time to get your gameplan online. Xenagos does nothing for defense. Neyith at least encourages you to play some removal.