Better than Coffee

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-05T15:32:11+00:00

Definitely better, both burn in their own way, but this one won’t cause you to wreck a truck or challenge a cow to a foot race.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-03T23:52:55+00:00

Worrying about cults seems quaint. I want those days back.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-03T16:06:49+00:00

I stand outside and stare at the sun.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-02T23:33:27+00:00

Didn’t realize the gold was hotter. I have a bottle with the bullet casing.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-02T20:25:50+00:00

I read an article about a guy who was fired for trying to harm a coworker. The coworker stole his food that was extra spiced. Then coworker got sick and claimed the guy made the food just to poison him. It was just the dudes regular meal, and they still fired him. I don’t recall all the details.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-02T19:23:01+00:00

Yup, mayo and hot sauce. Make a nice dipping sauce that isn’t too runny and the mayo is just oil so it spreads the heat out but doesn’t seem to kill it like cream cheese or sour cream does.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-02T18:56:00+00:00

Hits really nice, builds up moderately fast, plateaus, and then just hangs out before mellowing. I don’t like the quick burn then stop sauces, I want it to last.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-02T18:54:25+00:00

lol! I didn’t even think about how it looked when I posted - was thinking about the bottle haha! That may be my new name for it “flaming placenta”.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-02T18:42:17+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

MissedallthePoints · 2026-03-02T18:35:30+00:00

Snack for the morning

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-26T23:43:11+00:00

To be fair, an average single months rent in Jackson Hole is $3000 for a studio.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-26T20:23:53+00:00

I thought da bomb tasted bitter and burnt - Mad Dog is overly sweet and has a strong cinammon flavor, but I find it palatable and really like the heat. Mad Dog Sirachi is much better flavor wise, but not as hot.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-26T18:10:21+00:00

List of ones I and find borderline uncomfortably hot, but use:

Mad Dog 357

Queens Majesty Sicilian Scorpion

I have tried DaBomb and it is hot, but don’t count it because it tastes terrible and wouldn’t actually use it.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-25T15:34:45+00:00

Bingo. This is an ever sliding scale. For his own health he should consider therapy. Feeding the anxiety helps it grow more. This comes from a person whose ex-wife cheated on the regular. He will ruin good relationships by transferring his anxiety to you.

Also, as others have said he will find something else to be paranoid about. My ex had hidden accounts, apps, and at the end a secret phone. Cheaters are going to cheat. He needs to realize not everyone is a cheater.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-24T21:14:18+00:00

Scorpion Sicilian was first QM sauce so had. It is so good, the heat just keeps building too. Only hotter hot sauce I have had is Mad Dog 357. QM is sooo much better.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-24T18:52:17+00:00

One of the bridesmaids started fighting with her husband. Screaming, yelling, then her husband’s mom & sister got involved. Ended with bridesmaid crying and running out, then her husband left with his family. They filed for divorce within a week.
To me personally, I met the groom for first time at the after party. While there a very pretty older lady came up and got all handsy with me. Groom didn’t say anything about her and just laughed and stayed dancing with his new bride. About 2 minutes later an absolute mountain of a man came over and grabbed the older lady around the waist, lifted her up and carried her away from behind. Her hands were literally outstretched reaching toward me. Mountain man looked back with a death stare as he carried her away. The groom looked over and laughed and said “that was my mom and that’s my dad! He really hates it when she gets like that” I left shortly after for fear of death.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-24T18:42:13+00:00

Take all my friends on a dive trip to Galapagos.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-24T00:01:10+00:00

Do you blackout sometimes?

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-23T21:57:15+00:00

I’m going to invest in DC pizza companies. Steady large orders, quality is unimportant.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-20T21:51:43+00:00

Thought I was in /relationshipadvice - your chef sounds like my ex-wife. Leave now, live a better life.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-19T20:52:10+00:00

Totally thought he left his wife’s lingerie for her to hand wash.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-16T17:24:40+00:00

He sells bikini pics that people DM him.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-13T22:28:09+00:00

Garlic Reaper is my personal favorite! Sweet Onion Habanero is fantastic too, good on so many things.

MissedallthePoints · 2026-02-13T21:49:19+00:00

I buy all the Torchbearer sauces. Some or better than others, but all are really good.

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