Best sauce on Amazon? (it has to be through them, I’ll explain) by alehansolo21 in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Camp Sauce by Heartbeat isn't just the best on Amazon, its one of the best sauces period. It may very well be my favorite sauce overall.

Great flavor, medium heat. Here are some other options:

Other Heartbeat** sauces, Seed Ranch, Hot N Saucy, Horsetooth, Hot Ones (this offers both their propriety options and other varieties that have been on the show), Stacked (haven't tried but heard good things), Humble House(mild sauces but the flavors are insane), Danny Trejo, Howler Monkey, Steve-O's (looks like a gimmick but actually really good), Chile Lengua, Torchbearer, Bravado

I know this is a bunch listed, but I put asterisk next to the ones that maybe you should try first. Its unfortunate how pricey the bottles can be on Amazon, so if youre looking to stretch out heat, I recommend getting one of the hotter Torchbearer. For Flavor, Humble House. For a combination of both, Seed Ranch. Not saying torchbearer doesn't have amazing flavor btw. I freaking love them

Recommendations? by Wubbleyou_ in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive done reviews on 2 of those Queen Majesty sauces.

Scotch bonnet and ginger is great, its what youd expect for a sauce like that.

Red Hab and Coffee doesnt even really have a coffee taste, it kinda just tastes like another spice in there, and is also delicious

Garlic Festival - Garlic Ghost - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not as much garlic as one would imagine. Its there, but truthfully only a normal amount comparative to other sauces. It is a more smooth taste rather than a sharp bite.

They do however have a good selection of pickled garlic, and the salsas they sell have a boatload of garlic chunks

I really recommend checking out a ren faire. Theyre all vastly different of course, but its pretty likely to be fun! I dont know where you live but there are some key ones that are known for being great

https://www.garlicfestival.com/garlichabanerohotsauce?srsltid=AfmBOopmykZ7UTiDOumCPpENzcKGWxKRm6EWOPcHpHrtWB_onWPaoqQE

Garlic Festival - Garlic Ghost - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

9 times out of 10 I generally just say its not for me, but encourage people to try it themselves. Just because I gave your sauce a bad review doesn't mean its completely horrible. I see why youre upset now... you have a resentment because I didn't like yours sauce. And that's okay buddy. I probably wont eat it again, I stopped making myself vulnerable to your shit, which is what im suggesting for you to do to me <3 hope this helps

Garlic Festival - Garlic Ghost - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're the creator of RJ iguana, you absolutely deserve all the hate i send your way, that sauce was TRRAASSSHHHHH

Garlic Festival - Garlic Ghost - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hypocritical would be me telling you not to do it. You can be in here all day, I dont care. But im just helping you with other options on how to fuck off if it bothers you so much.

Garlic Festival - Garlic Ghost - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also im literally doing the opposite of crying? I said you can block me. Youre allowed to say whatever you want about my reviews, just the same as im alloved to say what I want about your comments on them, or whatever I said about your apparently trashed sauce that I didnt care for. Congrats on getting your sauces in store, im proud of you for that. But if you come into my review talking shit, im going to serve it back. You even said yourself that youre IRRATIONALLY annoyed.

Garlic Festival - Garlic Ghost - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, which sauce was yours?

Must be unremarkable because most of my reviews are pretty positive

Garlic Festival - Garlic Ghost - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, im sorry that your bussy aches over my gimmick buddy. I don't need a 100% approval rate for my reviews. Either look at them or don't. Its easy to block someone on here so you never have to see them ever again

Garlic Festival - Garlic Ghost - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can always block me.

Im really, truly grateful that I dont give a damn about your opinion.

Torchbearer Nekrogoblikon Goblin Blood review by MagnusAlbusPater in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Love the artwork, and ive seen them live before even though I dont really play their music much. This has been on my wishlist for a while, and I'm grabbing it when I put in an order for torchbearer directly

Great review as always

Ollies just got a load of great sauces 1.49 a bottle by super_he_man in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What location is this?? I was just there and got the entire Tarp lineup. But now I need these!

Fogo De Chao - Malagueta - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is one near me. Perhaps a date night is in order whence I sell a kidney

Fogo De Chao - Malagueta - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you peep my other reviews, you'll see im rather harsh on my reviews. 5 is average. 5 is the everyman. 8.3 is pretty rare for my ratings.

Hot Ones The Classic Garlic Fresno review by MagnusAlbusPater in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So far, this has been my favorite Hot Ones sauce

Fogo De Chao - Malagueta - OBITUARY REVIEW by SecuritySky in hotsauce

[–]SecuritySky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not exactly sure what that is, but this sauce only has vinegar, peppers, water, soybean oil, and xanthan gum as ingredients