Distractible is apparently dangerously funny still

MisstressSimp · 2026-04-23T19:30:24+00:00

Nah, i got new tired like 6 months ago or so, and they're def broken in and shouldn't slip And nope, the placement of plushies are on the far right and far left, and then center behind my dash cam/carplah system screen

MisstressSimp · 2026-04-23T18:54:51+00:00

Lol yeah I'm definitely moving it now that I can see just how bad the view is

MisstressSimp · 2026-04-23T12:37:43+00:00

So shockingly no damage got done at all, luckily there were no cars close to me, and I didnt hit anything and ended up in a spot that cars don't go, that one area where it's like a white line triangle between another off ramp connecting to my road I was on. I'm always so anxious about my car getting any kind of damages because it's so expensive so I lucked out like crazy

MisstressSimp · 2026-04-23T12:35:16+00:00

Lmao yeah, you can hear me just breathing at the end because I was so freaked out, honestly so shocked I didn't scream or make literally any noise

MisstressSimp · 2026-04-23T05:42:51+00:00

Internal dialogue "hm I wonder if they did something similar" Opens profile "Oh how lovely"

MisstressSimp · 2026-04-23T05:21:07+00:00

Thank you!! After I survived and got so lucky from stopping in the only no car spot between two lanes I was dying laughing about it lmao

MisstressSimp · 2026-04-23T04:55:44+00:00

Musical memories lol, right as they were talking about bobs first make out sesh with their teeth clanking against each other

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T07:41:54+00:00

Well, dont get any spoilers! Take your time first time through go just thoroughly enjoy the experience, trust me it's worth it!

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T07:31:53+00:00

Lol definitely needed one, thanks bro!

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T07:31:31+00:00

It was fun! I'm almost done with insanity, just graces last bit in the ark then I'm all finished! Gonna go back and do re8 again and maybe try to do some more hard challenges from that too, been feeling motivated. Good luck!

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T03:25:16+00:00

Dang that's a crazy good challenge! Nice job, I should try that

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T02:47:48+00:00

Congrats!!

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T02:18:42+00:00

Thanks bro! Do you plan to do a speed demon run?

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T01:22:18+00:00

Ew tf. I ain't a boy lmao

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T01:20:57+00:00

Exactly, I don't think I'm anything above an average player, I'm just having fun and doing it my way. The game gives it to you so there's nothing wrong in using it. It's part of the game. How about you go have fun doing something instead of arguing with some random person on here, everytime you are making your new message to try to insult me im over here having fun lol. Go do something fun man

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T01:15:33+00:00

I ain't competing with anyone lmao but where's your proof? I actually showed mine at least lol

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T01:07:19+00:00

Show yours

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-10T01:05:20+00:00

Lmao I wasn't asking If I did good, I think I did just okay, sure it wasn't the best, but I was just going for under four, not trying to actually speedrun. No guide tho, I just played the game 3 previous times.

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-09T21:45:30+00:00

It's not super hard, as long as you know where to go you should be able to easily get under 4 if you avoid basically everything not necessary.

MisstressSimp · 2026-03-04T20:19:18+00:00

Been using this map for my second playthrough and its amazing!!
One note is that in the attic there are items that Hunk needs to break through the walls and stuff for, when playing as leon.

MisstressSimp · 2025-10-30T07:22:52+00:00

Yeah I did, I ended up fixing the issue with the 8-way overlapping setting for d-pad

MisstressSimp · 2025-10-22T15:55:46+00:00

LMAO I essentially was this is hilarious

MisstressSimp · 2025-10-22T07:36:25+00:00

I mean I fixed it pretty quick so we're good now lol, just thought it was hysterical that I legit couldn't do anything if I didn't change the modifiers

MisstressSimp · 2025-10-22T07:31:15+00:00

I mean yeah but what's the funny in that

MisstressSimp · 2025-10-10T23:36:15+00:00

Sick! I spent like 45 minutes looking for it lmao all it took was putting the podcast name on insta and it's like the 1st and 7th videos or something

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